Meeting at Volcano Records wrote:
Jay Levey: "Al, I've called this meeting because some former associates want to discuss "Couch Potato."
Al: Eminem? Is that you?
Eminem: Yeah.
Al: So, let me guess. You've decided to let me do a video for "Couch Potato" after all?
Eminem: Yeah. Know what I'm sayin'?
Al: Figures. Seems like a trend.
Eminem: Yeah.
Nickelodean Executive: Yeah, and we want to be the first to premiere the new video!
Al: Well, I appreciate the offer, but I don't want my song edited by you guys anymore.
Nickelodean Exec: Oh, that? We've had a change in heart over the last three years. We've decided that it's okay to say "gay" on our channel.
CBS Executive: Well, that's all well and good, but we want to premiere the video on our Saturday Morning show.
Al: You? But I what about your ridiculous "educational standards?"
CBS Exec: Are you kidding? Have you seen the ads for our new season of Survivor? We're at the top of the market. We don't give a crap about standards anymore!
Al: Well, that's just fine and dandy, but it's a little late to make a video for that song.
Eminem: Huh?
Al: Well, the song is just too old now. It's been way too long to go back and do a video. Besides, I've got a new album coming out that I need to promote. And anyways, nobody's going to get most of the jokes in the song at this point. I mean, who honestly remembers "The Osbournes" or "Anna Nicole" or "Are You Hot?"
Nickelodeon Exec: We've already solved that problem, Al! Just replace all those lines with you constantly shouting "HEY!" It'll work! Trust me!
Al: