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Stupid Questions - Stupid Answers (Birthday edition!!!)

Post by Seva »

OK, folks, now here's a game that was inspired by a popular "Perfect Questions - Perfect Answers" book series. Rules are simple. I'll put now some really stupid question about Al, for example:



1. On the "Off The Deep End" cover, Al is following the donut under the water. Were his eyes red when he went out of a pool?



Really stupid question, indeed. Your point is to think out some stupid or funny answer, like: "No, there wasn't a bleaching powder in the pool" or "You fool, he was in glasses!" After answering the question, you think out your own question, the next person answers is, thinks out next and so on ans so on. Simple, isn't it?

At the end of the game, which I'll announce later, there will be winners for a most stupid question and most stupid answer. Remember, all the questions must ne about Al and his band and stuff!

So, if you are ready, the question is above, answer it! (without repeating MY answers, of course).



Good luck!!

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Re: Stupid Questions - Stupid Answers

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  1. On the \"Off The Deep End\" cover, Al is following the donut under the water. Were his eyes red when he went out of a pool?

Good luck!!



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1. . On the "Off The Deep End" cover, Al is following the donut under the water. Were his eyes red when he got out of the pool?



Answer: No, stupid! He'd just been to his optometrist. His eyes were checked (guess that means they matched his shoes).



2. Did Al have a bus pass when he wrote "Another One Rides the Bus?"

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Post by Ratbert197 »

Didnt we already have a topic like this?

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Post by scottidog »

I don't think so. Are you thinking of Weird Al Jeopardy or AL-TV: The Home Game?

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Post by Ratbert197 »

No Im very sure there was one like this. In fact I think there were two and Elvis or Whizi had to lock it. But maybe im thinking of something else

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Post by ccsyaoran »

Answer: *wispering* no...... but dont tell any1 ;) !







Question: Why did Al have a Bad Hair Day?





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Post by Aceb56 »

Answer: Cuz Ruben wanted to get back at him; So, he rubbed his feet and shocked Al!



Question: Why did they place the hammer, on the Dare to Be Stupid cover, right by Al's Head?

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Post by sarah_yzma »

so it was within arms length and he could easily whack someone!



Didn't Al's parents tell him to not run with scissors?

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Post by HappyBirthday1983 »

No, they never had a problem with their boy getting some exercise in.



Question: Is Al a Jedi?

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Post by Bruce the Duck »

Of course! How do you think he gets permission for all his parodies? He uses Jedi Mind Tricks.



Why doesn't Al like cheesy compilation albums?

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