Parodies You've Made 2.0

[thepowerofpolka]

Good one dingo!

[Akrovak]

I like that, Dingo ... you captured the essence of a used car salesman perfectly. Nice job.

[Teh Dingo]

Thanks.

Been sitting on the raps for a couple weeks now. Finally figured out the rest of the lyrics.

[shakespeare234]

In the spirit of sales (but really just a simple coincidence) here is one I just wrote.

Pet Store
Parody of "Holiday" by Green Day

In the mall there’s a sale today
Come on down, you should be ready to pay (Pay!)
Today
And no, you can’t use layaway

See the dogs and all the kitties
And a bird named “Mr. Tweetie-Pee”
But see, the company’s got a sale today

Buy a Chinchilla, get free food while it’s alive
And best of all, it’s only $195
Come down and save!

Hurry up! See, you’re wasting time
Buy one now and you can call it “Mine” (Hey!)
Don’t whine, I heard your parents said it’s fine

Want to get another? Well then (Well then)
Buy two now and we will mark them down ten (Ten!)
Percent, and we’ll throw in a trip to the vet

Buy a Chinchilla (got to sell them ‘fore they die
They’ve been in stock since April of ’99)
Get yours today!

"We need a cleanup. There’s a foul smell coming from isle four."

I bought forty-five of them and then
Tried to sell them to pay the rent
Closed the store for seven hours
Sacrificed my time for Lent
Whiz bang! Cleaned them, showed the masses
But all the people couldn’t see
The satisfaction, for the buyer
Got all these fur balls stuck with me
No claws
No claws because I de-clawed them!

Buy a Chinchilla, give it wings and it will fly
I’ve got to sell them or my job’s on the line
Buy a Chinchilla, if it dies, then you can cry
Then ask your parents “What’s the meaning of life?”

This is the pet store’s sale today!

[Teh Dingo]

Great stuff!

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Did I ever post my new parody, Concessions Pt. II here? It's just written, not recorded.

It's a quick parody I did today about a man at a ball game completely disgusted by some really bad relish that was put on his hotdog. Enjoy!

Concessions Pt. II
Parody of Confessions Pt. II by Usher
(Watch this),
These are my concessions,
Just when I thought I was full of what I ate,
I went up to the stand,
Got a hotdog on my plate,
These are my concessions,
Man, it's gross and I don't know what to do,
I guess I'll have to eat part two of my concessions,
If they're gonna sell it then I've got to eat it all (all),
Almost cried when I saw those pickels,
It's so gross, I don't know what to do but to eat part two of my concessions,

Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do,
I love you too much to ever show it to you,
Remember that candy you found in Aunt Mandy's purse?
This is worse,
If I start choking, someone please call the nurse,
The first thing that came to mind was glue,
The second thing was that time that I stepped in dog poo,
The third thing was me wishin' I just ordered it as a side,
How I don't want to take no bite and bye bye to my lost appetite,

These are my concessions,
Just when I thought I was full of what I ate,
I went up to the stand,
Got a hotdog on my plate,
These are my concessions,
Man, it's gross and I don't know what to do,
I guess I'll have to eat part two of my concessions,
If they're gonna sell it then I've got to eat it all (all),
Almost cried when I saw those pickels,
It's so gross, I don't know what to do but to eat part two of my concessions,

I must look so stupid tryin' to figure out,
How I'm gonna get this hotdog in my mouth,
I said it ain't gon' be easy,
But I need to stop thinkin' about that relish, be a man and get it over with,
I'm writin' in my will, walkin' to my seat,
Tryin' to remove all of the relish with my feet,
The odor was so bad the flies wouldn't come near me,
I said it's making me uneasy!
Please hear me!

These are my concessions,
Just when I thought I was full of what I ate,
I went up to the stand,
Got a hotdog on my plate,
These are my concessions,
Man, it's gross and I don't know what to do,
I guess I'll have to eat part two of my concessions,
If they're gonna sell it then I've got to eat it all (all),
Almost cried when I saw those pickels,
It's so gross, I don't know what to do but to eat part two of my concessions,

And this, by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do,
To look at the food that I love,
Smothered in badly prepared relish,
*Sigh* I hope I can drown it out with some ketchup and mustard,
And, hopefully, it won't taste so bad,
This ain't about the game, this ain't about my life,
This is about relish, please...

These are my concessions,
Just when I thought I was full of what I ate,
I went up to the stand,
Got a hotdog on my plate,
These are my concessions,
Man, it's gross and I don't know what to do,
I guess I'll have to eat part two of my concessions,
If they're gonna sell it then I've got to eat it all (all),
Almost cried when I saw those pickels,
It's so gross, I don't know what to do but to eat part two of my concessions.

[thatoneguy]

Did I ever post my new parody, Concessions Pt. II here?

Yep, you did. I replied to it and a few others.

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Oh Right.

[queen_and_weirdal_fan]

Three Parody Ideas, Okay, Not PARODY, but Songs..........

1. Curb Your Enthusiasum (Based On The TV Show starring Larry David!)
2. Have Fun Tonight
3. Doghouse

[Mad Genius]

I have a new recording that's not quite a parody, it's a skit that spoofs on the Great Luke Ski.

Once Jace uploads it on his server, I'll post it here.