Parodies You've Made

[WeirdMichaelFreddyJasonfan]

Wow! Those are good!

[Wardie]

I just had to come back to post this...

(done to the tune of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day)

I eat some rocky road
The only kind that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But I got it free and I eat alone
I eat some Darrell Lea
On the Boulevard of Chocolate Creams
No-one else here eats
But I'm the only one and I eat alone
I eat alone, I eat alone, I eat alone, I eat alone

My chocolate's the only thing that I eat daily
My shallow guts can't stand the fat, they're failing
Sometimes I wish someone would pay for my sweets
'Til then I eat alone

I'm standing in the line
That divides me from my chocolate fine
Now I've brought what's mine to the fridge
And where I eat alone
But I can't define just what's
Chucked up and what's still good to bite
Got no vital signs but no I'm still alive
And I eat alone
I eat alone, I eat alone, I eat alone, I eat alone

My shadow's wider than an eight-lane highway
My shallow heart gave up around last Friday
Sometimes I wish someone out there'd revive me
'Til then I eat alone

I walk this healthy street
Past the Boulevard of Chocolate Creams
No more tasty sweets
I'm on healthy food and I eat alone

My shadow's ten times thinner than on Wednesday
My life's improved by far, that's what my friends say
Sometimes I wish someone would bring me chocolate
'Til then I eat alone

[WeirdAbbott]

Overplayed
(Parody of U2's "Vertigo")

Once, twice, three times, 14

The sun goes up
It's bright
That song is in my head
Why should I fight
I'm feeling so annoyed
Than I thought
That song in mind
I sing this song
Making fun of it
Cause mine is better

Hello, Hello
[Overplayed]
I hate that song called Vertigo [turn it down]
you play it ten times on the radio
in an hour, and I hate it
Why must I hear it
Hear it

The night is full of songs
Melodies rip the sky
With tunes so bold
So U2 thinks they can play rock and roll
We know that they can't sing
But they don’t know

Someone get the beat
Now off the radio
I’d hear anything
Except for Vertigo
Come on change the music
Come on change the music
Woooao

<Chorus>

All this, all this I don’t want
All of this, all of this I don’t want
All this, all of this I don’t want
Just get rid of this song
And my ears won’t hurt

Hello, Hello
[Overplayed]
I hate that song called Vertigo
You play it ten times on the radio in an hour
And that song gives me something
I just heard number sixteen ...aaahhh
That’s number seventeen ...aaaah
Turn it off
Off

No, no, no, no, no, no, no…
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no…

WEIRDABBOTT

[Driew_La_27]

Ah, another Achy Breaky Song...

[jeffrey]

Until youve met my wife
to the tune of welcome to my life by good charlotte... i think

Have you ever heard that awful sound
Where she screams at you from down the hall
and tells you to get off your lazy butt
and mop up the kitchen floor
Does she ever just wake you up
in the middle of the night
and tell you to get the broom and dust pan
cause theres dog crap on the the porch

no you dont know what its like,
to have a marraige that really bites
no you dont know what its like
to live with her
cause shes a grouch and shes a slouch-chorus
and tonight Im sleeping on the couch
why did I marry this devil girl
who would tear apart my world
no you dont know what its like (echo)
until youve met my wife

Does your spouse ever kick your shin
and right in between your legs
and then she says your a worthless husband
and you just say your sorry
Does she ever go and blackmail you
goes and steals behind your back
and files lawsuits against you and sees you in court
and takes everything you own

chorus

No ones ever set your house on fire
and put a scorpian in your bed
Let me tell you Im not happy
I think shes trying to kill me
Youve never had your car run into a tree
and had roadkill put in your air vents

chorus

copyrighted 2005

I know theres some errors with the flow of it all but how does it sound?

[WeirdAbbott]

Welcome to my life.... can't put my finger on it right now

[Jake]

"The ballad of James Hetfield" = parody of "I shot the sheriff"

yay first post.

[jeffrey]

Not trying to sound stupid but whos James Hetfield?

[jake waters]

He's the lead guitarist and vocalist for a little band called Metallica or something.

Jake Waters

[jeffrey]

I was feelin pretty good when you said little band.....but then you said Metallica