If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

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Orthography Enthusiast @ May 24 2003, 05:00 AM wrote:
Hmmm.... haven't seen the lyrics to "If I Could Make Love To A Bottle" then, have you?
Okay everybody, say it with me: AL DID NOT MAKE THAT SONG. DID_NOT_. I thought everyone knew that by now! HE DID NOT WRITE THAT SONG.

WBUL is NOT a "vulgar" song! PLEEEAASEEE. I think that, personally, you all have your sick minds stuck in the gutter. I never gave that stuff you pointed out so much as a THOUGHT, it's just innocent pickup lines is all. The volcano thing, fine, but that's the only thing NEAR "vulgar". I never even realised this song was so controversial.

But, really, I believe you all just have your minds in the gutter. I always thought that this song was cute, and never even thought about the volcano line, until now. Thanks for ruining it. :stern:
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Al did write "If I Could Make Love to a Bottle." In fact, he's been performing it at some one-off shows recently.
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You have GOT to be kidding. What poor, misinformed person informed you of this?
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Bermuda did. Look at the 4th to last song of the first setlist.
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...*embaressed* Ohh...hehehe...Sorry, guys. I'm really sorry I was mean...I just was TOLD *slaps Jace* that he didn't. And I guess I didn't wanna believe he did it, as well. Oh well. Guess he's not as innocent as I wanted to think, huh?
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i wish the Glen Ellyn show had a few of those. grrrrrrrrrrr
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Themagic#27 @ May 19 2004, 05:27 PM wrote: ...*embaressed* Ohh...hehehe...Sorry, guys. I'm really sorry I was mean...I just was TOLD *slaps Jace* that he didn't. And I guess I didn't wanna believe he did it, as well. Oh well. Guess he's not as innocent as I wanted to think, huh?
I did not say he didn't write that song. I said there are many songs on the Internet that are mislabeled as Al. That one isn't (I've never even seen it on a p2p program.) I have the song. (Bootleg? What bootleg?)

Sorry to add to your embarassment. :rolleyes:
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Themagic#27 @ May 19 2004, 06:27 PM wrote: And I guess I didn't wanna believe he did it, as well. Oh well. Guess he's not as innocent as I wanted to think, huh?
If it helps, the performance itself is a joke. Al only gets about four lines in before he shrugs it off with a disgusted "Okay that's enough" comment.
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Themagic#27 @ May 19 2004, 03:21 PM wrote: You have GOT to be kidding. What poor, misinformed person informed you of this?
I've actually heard it. Bootleg? What Bootleg? :F

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scottidog @ May 19 2004, 09:12 PM wrote: I've actually heard it. Bootleg? What Bootleg? :F

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