It's All About the Pentiums

Post by **Bruce the Duck** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 7:02 am

Mine's just as fast. How would you know how fast/slow my computer is?

BTW, you are the one who went off-topic, my friend.

Post by **Driew_La_27** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 4:50 pm

ANYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyways, who else has a least favorite line?

Post by **Kevbo1987** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:04 am

I don't have a least favorite line, but my favorite is "You're just about as useless as Jpegs(sp?) to Helen Keller". That's a good one.

Insert Coin(s) to Continue · Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:59 am

"You're waxin your modem, tryin to make it go faster"

ききます

Post by **Driew_La_27** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:47 am

It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
(Yeah!)

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got White-Out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, trying' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!

Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna he hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?

Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What?

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What??

:biggrin:

There that about sums it up.

Post by **kidcid** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:31 am

I finally heard the original. Kevin picked up some dance party re-mix jock jam crap ola disc thingy and it had the re-mix version of All about the Benjamin's on it. I definately like Al's better!
Cid

Insert Coin(s) to Continue · Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:58 am

The original isn't bad actually but Al's is much better.

ききます

Post by **Driew_La_27** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:07 am

iisryan27 @ Mar 8 2004, 04:58 PM wrote: The original isn't bad actually but Al's is much better.

ききます

Of course you do.

Insert Coin(s) to Continue · Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:08 am

Driew_La_27 @ Mar 8 2004, 05:07 PM wrote:
iisryan27 @ Mar 8 2004, 04:58 PM wrote: The original isn't bad actually but Al's is much better.

ききます
Of course you do.

What?

ききます

Post by **algonacchick** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:18 am

Driew, that makes no sense. I've heard part of It's All About the Benjamins. Eh. I like IAATP better.