OK GUYS! MY FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 5 - REVIEW!!!
THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS and some sexual stuff because it is about al in a relationship with a robot and i have a sexual crush on him so i WILL freak out. DO NOT PROCEED UNLESS YOU ARE JON AND/OR YOU HAVE WATCHED THE EPISODE
This is mostly bits I liked but I'll give some critique to not be a stinky winky girly
"Hey babe, what's shakin'? VA VA VA VOOM!"
I was not ready for Al to be in bed with me naked beside me what is this?
I love Al's blazer and Scott's usual thick sweater they look so happy and joyful together
Scott reminds me of when I was eight, going to primary school, I would wear jumper, polo shirt and skirt all the time. Good ole days
You're right Scott, Al does look pimp
"You're no longer gonna have to be the fifth wheel when I go on my dates with 3 women" Oh Scott, you know one of those women would be me.
"Favourite Movie Outlist: Boobs are butts? YES PLEASE!" The fact Al entered this in the SURVEY I'M DYING
"One question - DID YOU SAY YOU'RE DATING A ROBOT" I love the way Scott's face dramatically changes
"Romance with a human being is just too much trouble" I wouldn't Al
AL'S FACE AS THE LADY ARRIVES IT IS FILLED WITH JOY OM-
Al's face as BETH comes out though
"Greetings Weird Al. I am BETH" Reminds me of the emotionless but always joyful Japanese text-to-speech on Google Translate but with a slightly American accent. Heather did the voice acting for her really well
VA VA VA VOOM BOI
His face as he turns around to the camera ughh
"I've heard of How I Met Your Mother... but How I Met Your Motherboard? I'VE NOT HEARD OF THAT" SCOTT NO COMEDY BANG BANG IS HOW I MET YOUR MOTHERBOARD
AL DOING THE THEME AND NARRATING THE VOICEOVERS OMG
Lovin the new titlecard and Al's "uh-huh" right there. Now we're getting a bit more "modernised" here for Comedy Bang Bang. Just the way I like it
Scott loving his beer. Reminds me of my dad a little, he's right into the Scottish drinking spirit
Al's fancy intro once he does enjoy his beer
"Why don't you spin around until I can get a big look at that... bionic robot butt
" AL NO
"Haven't had too much time for talking... if you know what I mean
" AL MY LEGS HAVE NEVER FELT THIS WEIRD
"Hey hey... how about a kiss goodbye?
" Al. No. OKAY YOU'RE PLEASURING ME AL I MUST ADMIT TO MY CRIME BABY
I love how he gives her a bitcoin haha
NO NO NO
THIS IS COMING
and it comes out and while i feel so pleasured as I wasn't expecting this scene to go that quick I was expecting it to be dramatic just WELL DONE WRITING CREW
Hankovic's tongue must've really enjoyed that
Al's beautiful face as he lets her go from the oral
He goes into his smirk
A smirk of pleasure.
As the tongue locks away, he just SMIRKS
OH MY GOD.
THE WHISTLE AFTER AL'S SUBTILE INNUENDO OH MY GOD
Jon you must explain the filming process, I need it for scientific research
"And I'm not just talking about sex stuff" oh scott
Al's intro as The Lonely Island come in yes that's good
I DIDN'T WATCH THE MOMENT WHERE THEY GOT MURDERED
I HAVE TRUTHFULLY COMMITTED A CRIME
*jumps out of window, revives via ghost and goes back into seat to watch this and type
BLORP BLORP BLORP BLORP BLORP
AL DOING THE BLORP
I love the reaction shots. They are so expressive in a way and I just love it, it shows Al so much.
Al covering his ears at the softie alert and his face while he does it reminds me of how I used to look when there was a loud noise (i was sensitive to noise back in the day)
"We all know Al like Wartongue from the Lord of the Ring movies"
I didn't understand that reference because I am not a nerd but that was hilarious
"You're the only reason why we're on this stage today" AND HIS FACE WHILE HE FEELS SO THANKFUL AWWWWWW
"We are all great French kissers, and we have very long tongues" Al I don't want TLI to do that stuff to me please tell me all that stuff
HAHA AUSTIN POWERS MOVIE REFERENCE I DON'T GET BUT IS STILL FUNNY BECAUSE OF THEIR REACTIONS LIKE IT'S REAL
"Yes, baby." "I KNEW IT!" Scott is so impressed that they get it and all life goes back to normal
Al just making the "just right" symbol like omg ded
HAHA THE LONELY ISLAND MERCH RANGE
"Moxy Rufus" oh come on don't make fun of glam rock like david bowie was the only good glam rock artist
"just an island that's lonely or something" Good logo idea
THE CRAP STAIN ON THE SHIRT HOW DID THAT GET THERE
So what was the title card is now a fancy new logo for CBB? NIIIIIIIICEEEEE
The OKComputer advert thoughhhh
The shameless puns in the advert though, I would totally get an OKComputer
Al while he plays the synthy-vocoder-thing (trust me I know what that is I know of a little band-thingy called ELO they use it all the time) is just ded.
"Al, do you have a question for our guests?"
"YEAH, BETHY BABY, WHERE ARE YA?"
Best question 10/10 - IGN
IT COMES IN!
"Come here you hot to-mally!" what is that supposed to mean? to-mally? what sort of drug has al been doing
"Perhaps a romantic moonlit stroll on the beach?" OK AL WILL RESPOND TO THIS SEXUALLY I KNOW IT
"how about we just go back to my place for a little, as the french call it, le dry humping
" AL I KNEW IT AND ISN'T THAT THE ONLY THING YOU COULD DO WITH A ROBOT IN SEXUAL TERMS EXCEPT FOR THE KISSING AND ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE MEANT TO DO FOR ME? AL I HATE YOU MAN YOU'RE A CHEATER YOU CHEAT ON ME
"Affirmative... I guess" Just what I would say... then I would drag Al into my bedroom for the le dry humping
"Wow, that was something." Oh boy Scott it sure was
Finally a teacher who could agree with the kids
"RIP NUMBER TWO THIS IS HOW WE DO RIGHT?" scott no
OK the tearing is just too far
KEVIN MACLEOD MUSIC DURING THE EXPLANATION AS TO WHY HE RIPS UP THE STUFF HE LIKES I CAN TELL JON CAN YOU PLEASE CONFIRM THIS.
"I swear on this bible I will not rip it up"
Rips it up anyways Scott I will never trust you
"Sexual conduct policy" At this point I am convinced this episode is themed around sexual relationships because the amount of sexual references and everything with BETH it is so much
Ripmaster Rick, haha
These two people look like Jeff Lynne when he finally turns 90
*skipped the scene, out of my interest
"I'd love to, Scott, but I have plans with BETH"
"le dry humping" just came into my mind again
"We're eating out tonight, if you know what eye-"
"Al, there is something I need to tell you, we should break up."
scott walking away in disgust and RIP AL X BERTIE OR WHATEVER HER NAME WAS
"I didn't say we could see this coming... we should go our separate ways." I'm crying
"... but please, don't cry..." "I am not" weirdest breakup ever
"Oh... that's right.. you can't" Al don't go into depression please bby I will be your new girl
"I can.. I'm just not"
Al explaining it like a nerd... hahaha so hilarious *takes off glasses, makes serious face* HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I WENT HAHAHA?
"I went to an urologist... I got a q-tip lodged in my p-hole" Al is so out of character but I love it, it's amazing to see him be like this for once
"whad does teh un saggi bub say 2 da otha saggi bub? if we dont get suport, peepol will thunk we're nuts" Al no bad boy
"we like boobs" AND I PAUSED ON THE MOMENT JON'S NAME CAME UP
Jon is forever alone as post-supervisor. RIP JON, once I become qualified with the BBC I'll join ya some day I PROMISE
It's over... I am as ded as the wolf (haha so funny so original
Jon. Four words.
8 out of 10.
The zooming on the make-out scene went way too fast for me making the moment feel a bit unorthodox, please tell the writers or whoever controls that to improve next time there is a scene like this with al hurling for make-out and I'll reconsider because you are such a nice man.
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