World of Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I want to tell you, it’s been so amazing. I’m ready to make my final decision.

But first, Ivanka. Any final thoughts?

Wizzerkat and BullMoose, we have been so lucky to have you as contestants here on WOWAY Apprentice. Your determination filled me with determination. We had our ups and downs, but look what came from it! We are all about to embark on a new era of WOWAY together. Thank you for your help in Making WOWAY Great Again.

Thank you, Ivanka. Wow, has she been terrific this season or what? Give her a hand, folks.

What an incredibly talented daughter you are. Really, I’ve had a lot of great guests this season, but Ivanka has been such a huge help. She would make a great Secretary of State, wouldn’t she?

Okay. My thoughts on this.

Virginia: I think you were absolutely tremendous this season and worked so well with your team. You’re tough. You’re smart. You led with kindness and grace, and you kept up their morale even when you were losing. You were absolutely phenomenal in the debate, and you brought to light a lot of important ideas in the campaign.

Nathan: You always will be the breakout star of this game show. You joined WOWAY just 11 days prior to my announcement speech, and you were one of the first two to sign up. You’re brilliant in so many different ways. I admire your perseverance through the sustained losses your team racked up, and your fresh perspective on what WOWAY is and can be.

Needless to say, it’s really difficult to choose either of you because you both have been terrific all season.

I had no idea what kind of response I would get when I announced this game show, and I am absolutely thrilled by the effort put forth by all of these contestants, but particularly you two. You both put up a hell of a fight. And so did Well, Well, Well, by the way. Let’s not forget the ideas he brought to this campaign, and I hope the new president will reach out to him for help.

Ultimately, the decision came down to choosing someone who I felt could most boldly lead our forum with new proposals.
Someone who would be attentive to the needs of the community
Someone who would be well-suited to bridge the divide between new and established members.

And that is why.