Donald Trump presents… WOWAY Apprentice: Game Play Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:56 am
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From Cleveland, Ohio, returning from the original cast of the so-called “Alprentice”... Kevbo1987BullMoose wrote:I want to prove to the world that moose are people too! We can be great!
From Roy, Utah, the king of ratings... MuldernscullyKevbo1987 wrote:I know I have what it takes to impress Mr. Trump, and the rest of these losers need to get out of my way.
From Mars, Pennsylvania, and fresh off the tourchasing beat... rangerbobMuldernscully wrote:Someone needs to put Donald in his place... and I'm the man who will do it.
From New Jersey, the possible lovechild of Marty Markowitz... tomatochivesrangerbob wrote:I might as well be silly lol
From Wisconsin, WOWAY Award-winning fake tracklister, Well, Well, Welltomatochives wrote:I was born into money. I spent said money. I declared bankruptcy. I killed my uncle and collected the inheritance. As a seasoned expert in financial strategy, I am without a doubt destined to be the next apprentice.
Well, Well, Well wrote:my motivation can be described in the famous quote by vince Lombardi: "winning is not only everything, it's the only thing."
From Cleveland, Ohio, the sweetheart… Annie27Abbeybunny wrote:I came here to win this! Don't doubt me!
From Tampa, Florida, the beautiful… KatrinatheGoodAnnie27 wrote:I think it sounds interesting and I want to win!
All the way from Lithuania, the alluring… mellow weaselKatrinatheGood wrote:I'm a nurse, so I’m not afraid to get down and dirty to get the job done!
From Frederickton, New Brunswick, the gorgeous… rockabillynursemellow weasel wrote:I have no idea what this game is about but I'm going to win anyway!
From Texas, the dazzling… Wizzerkatrockabillynurse wrote:A true WOWAY Apprentice must be bold. Brave. Shameless. Synergy. Upstream marketing. Powerpoint. Promotional material!
Wizzerkat wrote:You young 'uns had better watch out because over 40 doesn't mean dead... It means I have more in my arsenal to beat my opponents.
Attorney Michael Cohen wrote:CHALLENGE #1: Make WOWAY Post Again
Your first challenge is to prove your team has what it takes to Make WOWAY Great Again by creating a new thread on WOWAY which encourages lively discussion. Your team has 48 hours to come up with an idea for a new thread on WOWAY. The two threads will be judged on their performance based on public engagement during their first five days of existence. Additionally, your team must post its new team name and team logo within the next 48 hours.
Here are the rules:
- No earlier than 9:00pm Eastern on Thursday, August 20, a member of your team must create a new thread on WOWAY. The new thread can be in any subforum you choose other than the Apprentice section, and its topic can be about anything at all. The first post must be made by a member of your team.
- As soon as your new thread is created, one member of your team must post on the WOWAY Apprentice Game Play thread with: 1) an announcement of your official Team Name and your team logo, which your team will carry with you the rest of the game, and 2) a link to your new thread.
- Your team will be awarded points as follows: for every reply posted by someone outside of your own team, your team will receive 10 points.
- Your team will receive 2 points for each like on any post in the topic.
- Your team will lose 5 points for each instance where someone on your own team likes a post in your thread.
- At some point before the deadline, each of the six members must post at least once in the thread. You can post as many times as you want beyond that, but you will lose 25 points for any member that does not post even once.
- If the judges determine that your thread is an exact ripoff of an already existing thread on the forum, you will lose 50 points.
- The first post in your new thread must contain your team name somewhere in the text, which will otherwise be about the intended purpose of the thread. If you fail to do this, you will lose 25 points.
- Nowhere in the thread can a member of your team mention the phrases “WOWAY Apprentice”, “Donald Trump”, or “Make WOWAY Great Again”, or allude to this competition in any other way (aside from the inclusion of your own team name, out of context, in the first post). If you do, you will lose 50 points.
- The winner of the contest will be the team that has the most points at the end of five days: Tuesday, August 25, at 11:00pm Eastern time. Any posts which are subsequently deleted, or likes which are subsequently unliked, before this deadline do not count toward your final score.
Be sure you are familiar with the rules for the entire game before beginning.