World of Weird Al Yankovic

@realDonaldTrump: Just going over the details for the final challenge with my attorney, Michael Cohen. We should be announcing it sometime today!

@realBullMoose @realDonaldTrump: "Just going over the details for the final challenge with my attorney, Michael Cohen. We should be announcing it sometime today!" PANIC ENSUES.

@realDonaldTrump: Surprised no one has announced their campaign yet. I got in early and went right to the top of the polls. Smart!

Wizzerkat: @realDonaldTrump Well, I've been sick the last several days. You should be hearing from me in the next day or two!

@realDonaldTrump: Wow, an independent candidacy. I may run for president that way if the RNC treats me unfairly. I hope Wizzerkat and BullMoose get their act together before they lose to this dark horse campaign!

@realBenCarson: The thought of Trump running as an independent scares me shitless. The thought of Well, Well, Well running as an independent should scare BullMoose and Wizzerkat shitless. Unless they step up their games, he's got my vote.

Wizzerkat: @RealDonaldTrump @Bigspoon Scared isn't the word for it.

@realDonaldTrump: Getting close to New Years Eve. I sure hope BullMoose gets into this race soon!

@realDonaldTrump: The young intern who forgot to post the link to the official election ballot last night apologizes. He has been fired from our staff.

@realDonaldTrump: Lots of votes have come in (because of our very high ratings), but the race is still really close! Every vote truly counts, and any candidate could win this election. #VOTE