Life Imitating Al

Post by **weirdallie27** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 4:47 am

QUOTE Oh yeah, I knew there was a reason I came to this topic. Didn't know where else to post it. Suspend your reality for a moment. On today's Simpsons rerun, Comic Book Guy came up with a \"new\" palindrome... \"Rise to vote sir!\"

Life imitates Al... or something.

Dave

Huh. That was on again today? I saw that ep last week.

~Allison

Post by **Elvis** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:10 am

I just got a chance to check out that Blender magazine clipping and right there on the same page as the Al interview, there's some stupid picture of Avril Lavigne's butt crack. No mention in the accompanying article if she's named it yet.

Dave

Post by **scottidog** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:28 am

I was wondering about the Blender thing. I heard some radio types talking about a list of the worst Rock Artists of All Time and I was wondering if perhaps our boy was on that list.

Mama Bear wouldn't have been happy about that.

Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:38 am

Here's a good Life Imitates Al item:

I eat uno, dos, tres, cuatro burritos
Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos

while the

Man Charged for Wearing Skimpy Swimsuit

CADDO VALLEY, Ark. (AP) - A man's skimpy swimsuit was too much - or too little - for Taco Bell workers.

Employees at Taco Bell called police Sunday when the man walked into the restaurant wearing only a tiny black Speedo swimsuit and a cut-off T-shirt during the Labor Day weekend.

Caddo Valley Police Chief Hiram Latin said his attire, or lack thereof, was a little too revealing.

``He was inappropriately dressed for a restaurant,'' said Latin. He said the man had left his clothes at a lake.

The man faces a $750 fine and possible jail time if convicted of indecent exposure.

According to Arkansas law, a person can be charged with indecent exposure if ``he knows his conduct is likely to cause affront or alarm.''

Police ticketed the man and took photos of him in the Speedo, for use in court.

Post by **scottidog** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:40 am

Thank you for not linking the speedo pictures. :eh:

Wed Sep 24, 2003 7:56 am

QUOTE There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me, hasn't showered in a year...

And Bend, Oregon, tried to do something about the problem.

Post by **Miss Janine** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 9:44 pm

"But, your Honor, I didn't think I stunk!" Glad I don't live there!

Post by **scottidog** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 9:54 pm

I used to live there. :biggrin:

al fan300 · Post by **al fan300** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:37 am

Of all the stuff I read, my story is the most disturbing [yes even more than the glue thingy]

after ph a woman stood up on a coaster....she didn`t loose her head but she fell out,died.she sat in the back and was a big fan of coasters. so if you have some coaster knowledge and can put two facts together, she wanted some more airtime.

Airtime is the feeling you get of zero gravity when passing the crest of a hill or any ride with drops.Rides most known for zero gs are like the 3 superman:rides of steels.Nitro and any other hypercoaster.

This woman did not do it as a al imitation but just crazy enough to get airtime.Obviously cuz it is a wooden coater [least likely rides to have big airtime]

and she must have been pretty greedy for some.........

My heart goes out to this not only as a thrill seeker but as someone who read www.themeparkinsider.com for any accidents [keeps me in tone as a thrill seeker and I need to know how to keep safe,besides some times there funny like idiots who were not too harmed but did stupid stuff]

This reminds me,haveing been to themeparkinsider.I should go there.Back soon.

al 4eva

I just found out a interedting article about the theme parks response and a action they made about coaster enthusiast groups.

Not sure how to make links so I will just put the address [hopefully that isn`t wrong to do here as I am still a newbie to rules.]

http://themeparkinsider.com/news/response.cfm?ID=1316

remember kids, alllways use your seatbelts no matter what al says!^_~ :biggrin:

-JohNNY the not a homicidal maniac- who cannot wait till the 27th for the annual six flags fright fest [there for once I did semi al related things for a sig]...and really wants to play trash day at the skool more

SmileyGirl87 · Post by **SmileyGirl87** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 6:54 am

Here's a couple of Al references...

I read in an English book t'other day...

"My Dog Woofy!"

Also, Federal Meats store window was a doozy. Check out the syncronicity here!!

All in the SAME store window...

*Bologna

*Lasagna

*Chicken Pot Pie

*Filet Mignon

There was another one I can't think of...I'll add it when it comes to me...

~*Cat*~

^:huh: