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a funny thing happened today. my friend beth came over to my house. she always tells me to do weird things to myself, and i usually do them, even if it hurts me. i dont really know why. anyways, i was just sitting there. and beth found a bottle of glue and she said "hey alison, why dont you squirt some of this in your nose and glue it shut?" and i said "no.... well, ok!" and so there i was, with a nose full of glue, holding it shut hoping that the glue would eventually dry... which it didnt. and it was just like in one more minute when he sings "I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks. Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue" well, except for the naked part.
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QUOTE a funny thing happened today. my friend beth came over to my house. she always tells me to do weird things to myself, and i usually do them, even if it hurts me. i dont really know why.



Alison! Get different friends! Or at least don't let Beth listen to Weird Al lest she get any more ideas for fun & wacky stunts! :nervous:



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Wow. Alison, please don't do stuff like that anymore. That's dangerous! :nervous:



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well, now i would do that FOR A NICKEL!!



just kidding, i know somebody who tried that and couldnt get the glue out!



he did it in both nostrils....

but the people at the hospital just LAUGHED....
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just kidding, i know somebody who tried that and couldnt get the glue out!



he did it in both nostrils....

but the people at the hospital just LAUGHED....



And his reason for doing this was?



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he was bored.
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And it's hilarious.
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There was something about a restaurant named after something in a song. But that might not have been Al-related.
"Look up, look down, now LOOK AT MISTER FRYING PAN!"



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when i got the album and heard the WDTAHTM original, the lines about Rob hit a chord. my manager is named Rob and i bought him at least $5 worth of Twizzlers...as for lunch with him. i wait tables during the day and ALWAYS have him as my manager during "lunch" lol
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