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What if Al took over the world?
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:07 pm
by Webkinz38824
Would there be any change or anything? I think the accordion would be the national instrument, and the world would be a much better place.
Re: What if Al took over the world?
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:35 am
by anthontherun
Quarters would be worth 27 cents.
Every single country on earth would have an Al pun in the name. ALfghanistan, CanadAL, DemocrALtic RALpublic of CongAL...
Re: What if Al took over the world?
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2016 2:19 am
by Heds
anthontherun wrote:Quarters would be worth 27 cents.
Every single country on earth would have an Al pun in the name. ALfghanistan, CanadAL, DemocrALtic RALpublic of CongAL...
United KingdAL
ScotlAL
EnglAL
WALs
Northern ALreland
2016 £1 = £27
National food of all UK regions: Twinkie wiener sandwiches, with variants in every regions
ScotlAL:
Break 'yer fast: Twinkie wiener sandwich with Lorne sausage, mashed black pudding and haggis with brown sauce
EnglAL:
Sunday Roast: Twinkie "roast" sandwich in the style of a Sunday roast: Long Yorkshire pudding with beef sausage, gravy, potatoes and a potato mash topping.
Enjoyed all over the UK, and in pubs this poem is recited:
"One for a wish,
Two for a dinner [reference to a normal two being served],
Three for a tummy bug,
Four for sick [vomit]."
WALs:
Cawl Sandwich: Twinkie wiener sandwich with Cawl
Northern ALreland:
Soda Bread: Twinkie wiener sandwich with soda bread bun
Re: What if Al took over the world?
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2016 3:39 am
by yankochick38
I refuse to believe that if Al became ruler of the world he would name things based on very bad puns of his own name.
Re: What if Al took over the world?
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2016 7:32 am
by anthontherun
yankochick38 wrote:I refuse to believe that if Al became ruler of the world he would name things based on very bad puns of his own name.
It would be mandALtory.
Re: What if Al took over the world?
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2016 8:11 am
by Big Spoon
yankochick38 wrote:I refuse to believe that if Al became ruler of the world he would name things based on very bad puns of his own name.
You underestimate the power of the pun...
Re: What if Al took over the world?
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2016 3:10 pm
by Well, Well, Well
the real question is what would he do with all the mexicans?
Re: What if Al took over the world?
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2016 4:23 pm
by Sappho
I don't think he would want the job in the first place. Which would probably make him more suited for it than many a politician...
Re: What if Al took over the world?
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2016 10:27 pm
by anthontherun
Well, Well, Well wrote:the real question is what would he do with all the mexicans?
Well, as
Cracked pointed out, Al does have a history of anti-Mexican sentiment.
Re: What if Al took over the world?
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2016 11:43 pm
by Webkinz38824
Well, it wa accidental because he's nice and he wouldn't be mean to anyone on purpose.