Okay, Al. I love you, man, but I just can't stay a fan of your's anymore. I refuse to listen to anyone's music who dedicates an entire song to making fun of sports fans. Not all of us are insane about it. You could have just thrown in a reference in one of your songs, but nope! You dedicate an entire two minutes, fifteen seconds to it.
I thought you were better than this, man. I tried to put up with it, and keep a smile on my face, but after 15 months, I just can't take it anymore. I'm out of your fandom.