Hottest Band Member

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Who is the hottest?

Steve Jay
7
25%
Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz
10
36%
Ruben Valtierra
3
11%
Jim "Kimo" West
8
29%
 
Total votes: 28

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Who is the hottest band member?? :drool:
I couldn't tell a dirt clod from a plate of caviar.
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OOHH good question. o.o


There needs to be some visuals to help us decide!! Pictures of each guy or this isn't gonna happen! >u<
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This motherf :censored: er right here

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At the moment they're all past the time when I'd have found them attractive, but back in good old days, Jon was very cute :D
He might be a bit "shorts"
But I vote for Schwartz :lol:

Sorry for a bad pun, but I really had to do that, the voices told me to.
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No need to apologize, puns are great! :Y
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Bermuda usually IS the runner-up behind Al as the finest guy, due to having lots of pictures taken with Al in the early days- and he STILL has this beautiful smile. <3

ALL of them are quite hunky in their own way, but let me put in a good word for his guitarist and bassist (Steve and Jim)! Those two have the serious bad boy rocker look going on that I can't choose between them. <3

Also, special mention of Ruben, because he's just awesome and NO ONE can rock the cone-bra like he can. :wub:
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Sailor-Polka-Moon wrote:Bermuda usually IS the runner-up behind Al as the finest guy, due to having lots of pictures taken with Al in the early days- and he STILL has this beautiful smile. <3
In my opinion, there was period of time (when Al had mustache and Jon wasn't chubby) when he was hotter than Al :F

This is kind of awkward knowing Bermuda actually comes here :D . He will have a good laugh when he comes across this topic :lol:
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Post by algonacchick »

tomatoarchives, Al is not in this poll.

I voted for Jon. He's always been very nice to me (as are ALL the band members), and considers me a friend.

Also, how cute is this pic of us together from AlCon III?

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He invited me to sit on his lap, so I did! I could not refuse, not with those big, brown eyes looking at me. :inlove:
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algonacchick wrote:tomatoarchives, Al is not in this poll.
I think she meant the dude holding a harmonica :lol:
algonacchick wrote:He invited me to sit on his lap, so I did! I could not refuse, not with those big, brown eyes looking at me. :inlove:
Nice! :great:
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mellow weasel wrote:
algonacchick wrote:tomatoarchives, Al is not in this poll.
I think she meant the dude holding a harmonica
Haha, well, he's not in the poll, either. The only person who held the harmonica for Al that I would consider hot is Ed. Sadly, I don't have any pics of him.
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"How's Problem Child doing?" - 7/12/11

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