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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 11:08 am
by weirdalison
a funny thing happened today. my friend beth came over to my house. she always tells me to do weird things to myself, and i usually do them, even if it hurts me. i dont really know why. anyways, i was just sitting there. and beth found a bottle of glue and she said "hey alison, why dont you squirt some of this in your nose and glue it shut?" and i said "no.... well, ok!" and so there i was, with a nose full of glue, holding it shut hoping that the glue would eventually dry... which it didnt. and it was just like in one more minute when he sings "I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks. Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue" well, except for the naked part.
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 6:25 pm
by Orthography Enthusiast
QUOTE a funny thing happened today. my friend beth came over to my house. she always tells me to do weird things to myself, and i usually do them, even if it hurts me. i dont really know why.
Alison! Get different friends! Or at least don't let Beth listen to Weird Al lest she get any more ideas for fun & wacky stunts! :nervous:
-OE, hiding the glue bottle and the razor blades
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 6:30 pm
by sarley27
Dear Lord, are you an ex-Jackass member?
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 6:40 pm
by stupidsurgeon27
Wow. Alison, please don't do stuff like that anymore. That's dangerous! :nervous:
-CindyBob
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2003 6:56 pm
by almost al!
well, now i would do that FOR A NICKEL!!
just kidding, i know somebody who tried that and couldnt get the glue out!
he did it in both nostrils....
but the people at the hospital just LAUGHED....
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2003 12:44 am
by weirdallie27
QUOTE
just kidding, i know somebody who tried that and couldnt get the glue out!
he did it in both nostrils....
but the people at the hospital just LAUGHED....
And his reason for doing this was?
~Allison
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2003 12:50 am
by almost al!
he was bored.
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2003 12:53 am
by Grom
And it's hilarious.
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2003 2:58 am
by DrFartbrain
There was something about a restaurant named after something in a song. But that might not have been Al-related.
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 2:57 am
by Ecto
when i got the album and heard the WDTAHTM original, the lines about Rob hit a chord. my manager is named Rob and i bought him at least $5 worth of Twizzlers...as for lunch with him. i wait tables during the day and ALWAYS have him as my manager during "lunch" lol