An accordion player is driving home from a late night gig. feeling tired, he pulls over for some coffee. While waiting to pay, he remembers that he locked his car doors but left his accordion in plain view on the back seat of his car! He rushes out only to discover that hes too late - the side window of his car has been smashed and somebody has thrown in two more accordions.
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No, it won't. Sorry. Not to be cold, but this is still a Weird Al forum. I'm sure Michael's fans wouldn't mind you're popping in to their forums to express your condolences.sataneatscheezwhiz @ June 25, 2009 06:08 pm wrote: RIP, Michael Jackson.
I feel so bad for Al.....
*wonders if this will become the "RIP Michael Jackson" topic*
RIP Michael.
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Do yoursdelves a favor:
Today, it's inevitible someone will make a wiseass comment about this being the end of Al's career because there'll be no more Michael songs. (Smart money's on ESPN's Jim Rome)
I'm begging all of you right now: Don't flinch, don't react.
Everyone (Not just the hardcores thanks to White and Nerdy) knows that Al's long since moved on from Eat It and Fat. There's absolutely no reason to waste your time on anyone who still thinks Al's a novelty act who should've gone away by now.
I know that won't stop anyone from defending our boy...but I'm just saying it'll save a headache.
Today, it's inevitible someone will make a wiseass comment about this being the end of Al's career because there'll be no more Michael songs. (Smart money's on ESPN's Jim Rome)
I'm begging all of you right now: Don't flinch, don't react.
Everyone (Not just the hardcores thanks to White and Nerdy) knows that Al's long since moved on from Eat It and Fat. There's absolutely no reason to waste your time on anyone who still thinks Al's a novelty act who should've gone away by now.
I know that won't stop anyone from defending our boy...but I'm just saying it'll save a headache.
You have quickly thought up such matchless phrase?