World of Weird Al Yankovic

So Fred, what's it like to hold a link on weirdal.com as your highest accomplishment ever?

(Pause)

Well, Tony, you're certainly an accomplished musician. When was the last time you hit the Funny Five? Fourteen years ago? Fifteen?

How long did it take you to compile those interminable playlists? Two years you'll never get back? Three?

WHILE THIS IS A GREAT ACCEPTANCE SPEECH, BEYONCE HAD THE GREATEST SPEECH OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!

And how's the view count on "Radio Yeah" going, eh sport? Up to double digits yet? Very nice.

uwvark wrote:WHILE THIS IS A GREAT ACCEPTANCE SPEECH, BEYONCE HAD THE GREATEST SPEECH OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!

CRAP!!! SOMEONE JUST STOLE MY IDEA WORD FOR WORD!!!

Yo Fred And Tony, Imma let you finish, but South Park's Trapped In The Cloest sketch is the best Kanye parody of all time.

Do you refuse to reveal your identity out of cowardice, or just shame? Or because you're afraid uwvark and Big Spoon will come to your house and interrupt you in your sleep?

You know my FAVORITE Tony Goldmark album? "You Bug..."

THAT'S IT! (tackles Fred to the floor and grabs the envelope) the nominees for Duo of the Year are...