Handy: Don't even care if I hammer my thumb (OW!)
Lame Claim to Fame: Threw up in an elevator next to Christian Slater, Kevin Bacon
Word Crimes: "that means you do care, at least a little", "or your name is Prince"
Polka: The call and response in "Thrift Shop" (That's right! I do! etc.)
First World Problems: "Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu", free shipping on Amazon
Tacky: "Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat?", comic sans
Jackson Park Express: almost every single line in the song, but especially the driver's test one
Lines that made you laugh out loud
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bearclaws
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Yup.
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Re: Lines that made you laugh out loud
Handy- "Screw dat, screw dat," and "I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one"
Lame Claim to fame- "I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows Kevin Bacon!"
Polka- "Heyyyy sexy LADY!"
First World Problems- "Now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderthal!"
Tacky- "Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat?" and "Live-tweet a funeral and take selfies with the deceased"
Word Crimes- "or your name is PRINCE!"
Lame Claim to fame- "I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows Kevin Bacon!"
Polka- "Heyyyy sexy LADY!"
First World Problems- "Now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderthal!"
Tacky- "Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat?" and "Live-tweet a funeral and take selfies with the deceased"
Word Crimes- "or your name is PRINCE!"
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jacobpacek
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Re: Lines that made you laugh out loud
I want you inside of me. Like a tapeworm.
Let me be your stripper.
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Big Spoon
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Re: Lines that made you laugh out loud
I have a handful, but my biggest is definitely, "The cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free."
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MandatoryFun
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Re: Lines that made you laugh out loud
The imagery of drag queens putting things in their noses makes me giddy as all hell.
Hey guys, I got this username first ha ha
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TMBJon
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Re: Lines that made you laugh out loud
The line that's been making me laugh today is:
My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
And frosty ice-cold lemonade
They took MasterCard and sometimes
Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium
And frosty ice-cold lemonade
They took MasterCard and sometimes
Human organs in trade, that's how we paid
I have to say that it was really darn good lemonade
I couldn't tell a dirt clod from a plate of caviar.
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OneWAY
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Re: Lines that made you laugh out loud
I had to read the booklet to get those lyrics; I was not disappointed!
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crazygurl14
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Re: Lines that made you laugh out loud
JPE-I like your boobs
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Al-gal since '99
memorial day 2000
july 27, 2003
august 22,2004
june 27, 2007
May 29, 2011
2015
July 8, 2016
March 26,2018
July 3, 2019
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After show autograph 7-3-19
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Kevbo1987
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Re: Lines that made you laugh out loud
JPE: "But not in a creepy way." That one gets me every time.
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symphy
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Re: Lines that made you laugh out loud
The diabetic chicks snorting Pixy Stix in My Own Eyes was my loudest laugh so far. What a great visual.