Mandatory Fun Wardrobe Speculation :3

[yankochick38]

Thank you for forging my signature just to further your own pro-chest-hair/anti-shirt agenda.

You're welcome!

I may have no particularly strong feelings about this either way, but I might as well be a part of this.

#2015YearOfTheShirtless

WOOT MASON RIGHT ON

[Killingsworth]

I may have no particularly strong feelings about this either way

Neither did I.

Also, I think the odds of this being a thing are much higher if you go to one of those shows that have an age restriction of 18/21+. So, probably a casino or something.

I'm pretty sure Al not wearing a shirt may be the ONLY part of his concert to ever warrant such an age restriction. Still, Al has done plenty of those 18/21+ casino shows throughout his career and the age restrictions have seemed quite arbitrary anyway. I have a feeling they were only there on account of having to be that age to legally gamble inside a casino. So I have a feeling if Al was going to appear shirtless in one of them (or anywhere else publicly for that matter) it would've happened already.

[Wizzerkat]

Me? I'm a leg woman. More shorts and stuff, please!

[yankochick38]

Me? I'm a leg woman. More shorts and stuff, please!

Yeah this is more of a well-rounded "weird al show more skin" petition I'm a big fan of Al's shoulders AND his nerdlegs and just everything is awesome

[TMBJon]

I'm pretty sure Al not wearing a shirt may be the ONLY part of his concert to ever warrant such an age restriction.

I realize I should just file this type of comment in the "standard Killingsworth nonsense" bin, but I feel like I must ask: For what possible reason would a shirtless "Weird Al" Yankovic warrant an 18+ restriction?!?!?

[anthontherun]

He shaves curse words into his chest hair.

[Killingsworth]

I'm pretty sure Al not wearing a shirt may be the ONLY part of his concert to ever warrant such an age restriction.

I realize I should just file this type of comment in the "standard Killingsworth nonsense" bin, but I feel like I must ask: For what possible reason would a shirtless "Weird Al" Yankovic warrant an 18+ restriction?!?!?

I'd say that was another post where I felt it could be clarified more and then added enough to it that I inadvertently forgot what my orignal point was...but then absent mindedly posted it too fast without really thinking anyway. Let's get off this because I want to bring up something different now.

I think Al's own slightly self conscious body image might prevent him from appearing shirtless more than very briefly in anything (now, if you REALLY want to know what I'm actually talking about here, I refer you back to Al's response to my second Reddit AMA question and his SOL Dr. Demento interview) but in general, I can't recall a time where I've seen a clip or a photo of anything where a performer has appeared shirtless at a concert where all ages were present. Beiber could be the only exception to this rule I can think of but I don't know if he did this for sure. Still, it could theoreticaly happen somewhere and I concede Jon's point that the content of a performer's actual act would obviously warrant a legit age restriction more than the absence of a shirt.

He shaves curse words into his chest hair.

Now if Al actually did THIS, then I would be more supportive of his shirtlessness in concerts!.

[TMBJon]

I can't recall a time where I've seen a clip or a photo of anything where a performer has appeared shirtless at a concert where all ages were present.

[senorconebra]

I can't recall a time where I've seen a clip or a photo of anything where a performer has appeared shirtless at a concert where all ages were present.

yooo

[Killingsworth]

Okay Jon, but how many kids do you think got to be in the audience when the Chilli Peppers performed each wearing nothing but one carefully placed sock?