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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:06 pm
by YankoSwag 8888
I would say this is the dirtiest song Al has ever sang.

Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:16 am
by minnick27
You would be wrong

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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:23 am
by YankoSwag 8888
minnick27 wrote:You would be wrong
What is the dirtiest?

Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:04 am
by Big Spoon
Several off the top of my head that are dirtier: Orgy On My Own, Jerry Springer, and Wanna B Ur Lovr to name a few.

Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:43 am
by YankoSwag 8888
Wanna B Ur Lovr is not a dirty song. Jerry Spring I forgot about and I have never heard Orgy On My Own

Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:36 am
by Mystik Tomato
I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?

Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:52 am
by Sappho
That's all metaphor and innuendo though, and as unsubtle as it is, not nearly as close to explicit as the song this thread is about.

Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:29 pm
by Mystik Tomato
It's still all dick jokes.

Bottle is like, three lines long and could easily fit within the same song that uses the lines "My lips are registered weapons, Can I invade your personal space?", "I hope I'm not being forward, But do you mind if I chew on your butt?" and "I'll bet you're magically delicious, Like a bowl of Lucky Charms"

Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 3:18 am
by YankoSwag 8888
The only one I would call dirty is "I wanna be your Krakatoa Let my lava flow all over you". Even Word Crimes has a dirty joke in it.

Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:02 am
by Heds
YankoSwag 8888 wrote:The only one I would call dirty is "I wanna be your Krakatoa Let my lava flow all over you". Even Word Crimes has a dirty joke in it.
Love torpedo? Doesn't sound like a bomb to me... Kreygasm