If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Postby YankoSwag 8888 » Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:06 pm

I would say this is the dirtiest song Al has ever sang.
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Postby minnick27 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:16 am

You would be wrong

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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Postby YankoSwag 8888 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:23 am

minnick27 wrote:You would be wrong

What is the dirtiest?
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Postby Big Spoon » Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:04 am

Several off the top of my head that are dirtier: Orgy On My Own, Jerry Springer, and Wanna B Ur Lovr to name a few.
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Postby YankoSwag 8888 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:43 am

Wanna B Ur Lovr is not a dirty song. Jerry Spring I forgot about and I have never heard Orgy On My Own
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Postby Mystik Tomato » Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:36 am

I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Postby Sappho » Thu Jun 30, 2016 11:52 am

That's all metaphor and innuendo though, and as unsubtle as it is, not nearly as close to explicit as the song this thread is about.
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Postby Mystik Tomato » Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:29 pm

It's still all dick jokes.

Bottle is like, three lines long and could easily fit within the same song that uses the lines "My lips are registered weapons, Can I invade your personal space?", "I hope I'm not being forward, But do you mind if I chew on your butt?" and "I'll bet you're magically delicious, Like a bowl of Lucky Charms"
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Postby YankoSwag 8888 » Fri Jul 01, 2016 3:18 am

The only one I would call dirty is "I wanna be your Krakatoa Let my lava flow all over you". Even Word Crimes has a dirty joke in it.
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

Postby Heds » Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:02 am

YankoSwag 8888 wrote:The only one I would call dirty is "I wanna be your Krakatoa Let my lava flow all over you". Even Word Crimes has a dirty joke in it.

Love torpedo? Doesn't sound like a bomb to me... Kreygasm
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