If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

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I would say this is the dirtiest song Al has ever sang.
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You would be wrong

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minnick27 wrote:You would be wrong
What is the dirtiest?
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Several off the top of my head that are dirtier: Orgy On My Own, Jerry Springer, and Wanna B Ur Lovr to name a few.
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Wanna B Ur Lovr is not a dirty song. Jerry Spring I forgot about and I have never heard Orgy On My Own
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I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
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That's all metaphor and innuendo though, and as unsubtle as it is, not nearly as close to explicit as the song this thread is about.
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It's still all dick jokes.

Bottle is like, three lines long and could easily fit within the same song that uses the lines "My lips are registered weapons, Can I invade your personal space?", "I hope I'm not being forward, But do you mind if I chew on your butt?" and "I'll bet you're magically delicious, Like a bowl of Lucky Charms"
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The only one I would call dirty is "I wanna be your Krakatoa Let my lava flow all over you". Even Word Crimes has a dirty joke in it.
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Re: If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

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YankoSwag 8888 wrote:The only one I would call dirty is "I wanna be your Krakatoa Let my lava flow all over you". Even Word Crimes has a dirty joke in it.
Love torpedo? Doesn't sound like a bomb to me... Kreygasm
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