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Well I actually like to think that maybe Eat It and Fat are after Melanie's or other girl's rejections because some people tend to eat a lot after heart break and maybe he started becoming a couch potato and stayed at home watching movies like The Phantom Menace, Forrest Gump, and Spiderman, and whatever was on TV like the UHF channels and MTV and saw Nirvana and stuff and he became inactive, nerdy, and pitiful and he would buy and sell things on eBay and Craigslist and correct people's grammar and gave out virus alerts, bragged about his computer, wanted people to stop forwarding crap to him, read about horoscopes, and go on TMZ's website as well as watch the show and learn about Lady Gaga. He also probably tried to tell ladies online how he was such a groovy guy and wanted to b their lovr. Maybe he has a hard time with women because he doesn't know what love is since his parents kept him in a box under the stairs and force fed him sauerkraut, but that could also just be what he thinks happened because of his mental illness. Maybe his mental illness made him believe conspiracy theories about different kinda of aliens invading Earth like slime creatures or radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars or the world ending because of World War III maybe on his birthday or on Christmas. Also when his parents weren't (maybe) mistreating him he would torture rats with a hacksaw and pull the wings off of flies in the basement and he built up all of this anger when he was a child and would kill people like his friend Larry. And maybe at first he didn't trust women at all at first since he shaved off all of Michelle's hair and left her in the desert all alone and maybe he was only kidding about loving her. And then when he was 26 1/2 years old he finally got out of the house and took a flight to Albuquerque, which was where he met Amy and the airplane didn't really explode in a giant fireball and he was the only survivor, that was just him being kicked off the airline and he walked to Albuquerque or something. In Albuquerque he's probably tried to be with a few women like Debby or Bridget and he watched Gilligan's Island with one of them and maybe he thought that one of them did all of these crazy things to him in their relationship when he thought she didn't love him any more and he also maybe accidentally dated his cousin for a while... and maybe he would ride the bus to work because he didn't have his car anymore since he was late with the payment and he would be stuck with creeps but he saw another woman one day and had another imaginay relationship with her. Maybe he also rode in one of his girlfriend's car and she was bad at driving or maybe his mental illness made him believe she was. He also would go to the disco with one of them and remembers an awkward moment when he had a boogie on his finger...And then finally he met Zelda. But this is another relationship that he might've thought up in his head because all she said to him was that he had weasels on his face and then suddenly they got married and had kids but then they broke up after she asked him if he wanted to join the Columbia Record Club. Maybe this was the first time he really dated someone so he imagined it as marriage and he thought one day he took him and his family to see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota. But then one day he tried confessing to Zelda all the things he's done and she walked away from him and they started fighting more like in the drive thru or about how much trash there was in the house because he was still too lazy and fat to clean it up so he tried going on a grapefruit diet but it didn't work. Then they fought for the last time about the Columbia Record Club and he didn't want to spend one more minute with her and got bunch of tattoos to rebel and show he didn't care. So he was alone in his apartment and decided to buy a telescope to see Amy again and he ended up seeing Melanie in the shower, injured himself badly by jumping off the building to get her attention like maybe he broke his legs, and he lost his job at the Sizzler because of that and also for cutting of Marty's arms and legs with a chainsaw, which I think really happened because his reaction seemed realistic. Now that he didn't have a job, and the only food he had were bologna and spam (and someone's jugular vein), he thought about getting a new job like a being a CIA agent or a surgeon because he could hurt people and not get in a lot of trouble and maybe he studied a lot about pancreas' to get a job as a surgeon , but he finally got to work at a mall as Santa because of his weight. But his boss didn't communicate with him a lot and just said the check's in the mail and the kinds of things that were said in Mission Statement. One day he was having a hard time with his mental illness, thinking he was a clone and he died again from getting a paper cut and dared to be stupid because it was just one of those days and while driving to work and thinking he got into a car crash and saw a 7 car pile up, he realized everything he knew was wrong and he wondered why all of this always happened to him, so he got some weapons and went to work late and his boss was bugging him and telling him they were running out of toner while he was trying to change to the Santa costume so he turned around and stabbed his boss in the face and got trigger happy and started going on a murderous rampage and killing everyone and everything and burned and ate some people. Then he was caught by the police and he thinks they shot him in the head but they just arrested him, found out about his mental illness and everything he did and put him in a psych ward or something. But idk that's just what I think....minnick27 wrote:None of these characters ever had a weight stated, I wonder if when he was a kid his mom force fed him sauerkraut and when he said no she said to eat it and it made him fat. But then he went on a grapefruit diet. And then the psychological trauma of Melanies rejection made him go trigger happy.