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weirdal.com FAQ says that Al was born 1:56 pm on 10-23-59. You would think he'd be a Scorpio, but according to people who do charts, it passed from Libra to Scorpio a few minutes after 2pm on that date. So, Al is technically a Libra. He's about as cusped as a person can get.

I know he doesn't think horoscopes have much merit, but he's also said he'll occasionally read both Libra and Scorpio, and then just go with with the more favorable one.
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my fav. part is when he saies all your friends are laughing behind your back .. Kill them!


ohh and i think the Leo one is cool well cuz thats wat i am!
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The best part is the bridge, but the best horoscope part is Libra: "A big promotion is just around the corner... for someone much more talented than you!"
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I want a new duck @ Aug 10 2004, 11:31 AM wrote: my fav. part is when he saies all your friends are laughing behind your back .. Kill them!
You mean YOU can hear that part, too?! :D

Thanks weird_el for the clarification about Al's sign and for the funny Al comment about it. I didn't realize the starting/ending time for each sign changed from year to year, although I guess I should have figured it out.
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I love this song. And the accordion in the live version rocks too.
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hehe. Whenever I listen to Horoscope in the car, at my sign (Virgo) I always point at my dad when Al says "All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent...except for you" (since he's a Virgo also) and he points back at me. Its one of my favorites off of RWS and I've pretty much mastered the fast part. I also miss it live!

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I think this has to be THE quotable al song of all time - aside from alberquerque
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The look on my face will be priceless
When i find that 40 pound watermelon in my colon
Then i'll trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf
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I'm an Aquarius! ^_^ Go me. I'mma get stuck to a speeding bus. XD And Anna's a Virgo. Poor, poor Anna.
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HURRAY!!! I'm going to find a 40 lb watermelon in my colon!! It's been my lifelong dream... :P (sorry I'm a little hyper right now... :lookaround: )
It's just like a mini mall!
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