Borders Recommends: "Weird Al" Yankovic-- Poodle Hat. Fastidious master of parody that he is, Yankovic spent four years assembling his latest witty effort. An enhanced CD, it includes not only a dozen new tracks, but also Al's Home Movies, eight bonus mixes and a photo gallery.
The whole "spent four years" part sounds, to me, more like they're saying, "He has worked on this for so long, making sure this is the absolute in musical comedy perfection."
Hey, whatever works to get a shopper to spend the nineteen bucks that Borders usually asks for for a CD.