A little bummed that "Yeah!" is not the Usher parody, but this one has the possibility to be very funny.
Now I just have to hear the original! Now that we pretty much know what's being parodied, I gotta burn myself another SOL primer CD (and toss out the one I made with "Yeah!", "We Are the World" and BoBD!)! Thank God for iTunes!
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Yeah, I kinda wanted to see Lil Al with his pimp cup.mrmeadows @ Aug 28 2006, 11:54 AM wrote: A little bummed that "Yeah!" is not the Usher parody, but this one has the possibility to be very funny.
Or Polkup. 
But yes, this seems to have a lot of potential. It'll be good, we all know it. 
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I was bored, so I typed up the lyrics... Here they are: SPOILER Watch this
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say, I came up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
So now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I told you bout the skank that I was cheatin with
Then I mentioned shes havin my kid
Thats not all
Now I recall more, you see
So Ill give you part three of my confessions
Now this gonna be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Gonna tell you everything I left outta parts one and two
Like remember when I told you that I knew Pauly Shore?
Pauly Shore, thats a lie; I dont know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapsitck from you without asking
Oh and I tried out your nosehair trimmer, too
And by the way, your diamond ring is cubic zirconium
I killed your goldfish accidentally just replaced it with another one
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I need to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
Thereve been times Ive peed in your sink
Dont know why, but you and I should agree
That belongs in part three of my confessions
Baby, forgive me, Im still tryin to figure out
Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grout
Oh, and sometimes in private
Really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks Im a jerk
Didnt get that raise
I havent changed my underwear in twenty-seven days
And when Im kissing you, I fantasize youre a midget
Im so sorry, Debbie I mean Bridget
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets Id like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor
FYI, it was not a cold sore
Oops, my bad
But youll be madder at me
When I finish part three of my confessions
Honey, you dont know how hard it is for me to tell you this
But you remember that shirt you got me for my birthday?
Well, I returned it for store credit
That That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
Oh, by the way, I wasnt really sick last week
I just didnt want to go to your stupid office picnic
Oh, and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of Rice Krispies, what I meant was there was only enough left for me. Sorry.
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I thought of some more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat
And I lied; yes, that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldnt say anymore til I give you part four of my confessions
I mean, Im just getting started here
Im not even halfway down the list
This thing could go on for
Hey! Where you goin!?
HONEY!? WHAT!? Was it something I said?
*sigh* Women
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say, I came up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
So now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I told you bout the skank that I was cheatin with
Then I mentioned shes havin my kid
Thats not all
Now I recall more, you see
So Ill give you part three of my confessions
Now this gonna be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Gonna tell you everything I left outta parts one and two
Like remember when I told you that I knew Pauly Shore?
Pauly Shore, thats a lie; I dont know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapsitck from you without asking
Oh and I tried out your nosehair trimmer, too
And by the way, your diamond ring is cubic zirconium
I killed your goldfish accidentally just replaced it with another one
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I need to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
Thereve been times Ive peed in your sink
Dont know why, but you and I should agree
That belongs in part three of my confessions
Baby, forgive me, Im still tryin to figure out
Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grout
Oh, and sometimes in private
Really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks Im a jerk
Didnt get that raise
I havent changed my underwear in twenty-seven days
And when Im kissing you, I fantasize youre a midget
Im so sorry, Debbie I mean Bridget
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets Id like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor
FYI, it was not a cold sore
Oops, my bad
But youll be madder at me
When I finish part three of my confessions
Honey, you dont know how hard it is for me to tell you this
But you remember that shirt you got me for my birthday?
Well, I returned it for store credit
That That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
Oh, by the way, I wasnt really sick last week
I just didnt want to go to your stupid office picnic
Oh, and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of Rice Krispies, what I meant was there was only enough left for me. Sorry.
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I thought of some more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat
And I lied; yes, that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldnt say anymore til I give you part four of my confessions
I mean, Im just getting started here
Im not even halfway down the list
This thing could go on for
Hey! Where you goin!?
HONEY!? WHAT!? Was it something I said?
*sigh* Women
Begone, foul beast!