World of Weird Al Yankovic

Skipper Dan is the greatest song ever
SKipper Dan would be the best supervillain I swear

A whiny out-of-work actor does not a good supervillain make.

True
But Skipper Dan would

I rode the Jungle Cruise last night, and the guys in line were talking about "Skipper Dan." Praising it highly.

I remember the solo ride that I got of Jungle Cruise at Magic Kingdom. Got to learn a bunch of cool stuff about the ride, while talking with the skipper about Al's Skipper Dan. This was just a month or so after it had came out. He talked about how everyone at Disney loved it.

Hi. Longtime Al fan, first-time poster. :-)

I have to say that this is my favorite song on Alpocalypse. And I'm not even completely sure why. I absolutely love the hopelessness of it; Al does hopelessness funnier than anybody else I've ever heard. The tune itself is great too, and so is the music, but... for me, Al songs are all about the words. In fact, I had this song cranked and was singing along at the top of my lungs to it on the way home from work tonight. Sweet tune.

Welcome! Yeah, Skipper Dan is a great song.

Thanks, HalifaxKat! Glad to be here!

I was a (costumed, in-character) tour guide for five years.

This song speaks to me on a depressingly profound level.

"Skipper Dan" and "CNR" are my favorite songs on Alpocalypse by far (hey, that rhymed!).