Re: Skipper Dan
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:16 pm
My family went to Walt Disney World last week, and When we rode the Jungle Cruise ride, my brother asked our tour guide, "Is there anyone here named Dan?"
She replied, "No. There used to be a Dan here."
"Have you heard the song about him?"
"You mean, 'I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride'? No, I haven't heard it. Now it's gonna be stuck in my head."
Then, after the ride, he asked if she had a failed acting career. She said yes, then she said, through the microphone, "Four years of community college musical theatre and you could end up right here."
She replied, "No. There used to be a Dan here."
"Have you heard the song about him?"
"You mean, 'I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride'? No, I haven't heard it. Now it's gonna be stuck in my head."
Then, after the ride, he asked if she had a failed acting career. She said yes, then she said, through the microphone, "Four years of community college musical theatre and you could end up right here."