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Re: Skipper Dan

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:16 pm
by ferdinand
My family went to Walt Disney World last week, and When we rode the Jungle Cruise ride, my brother asked our tour guide, "Is there anyone here named Dan?"

She replied, "No. There used to be a Dan here."

"Have you heard the song about him?"

"You mean, 'I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride'? No, I haven't heard it. Now it's gonna be stuck in my head."

Then, after the ride, he asked if she had a failed acting career. She said yes, then she said, through the microphone, "Four years of community college musical theatre and you could end up right here."

Re: Skipper Dan

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:37 pm
by Orthography Enthusiast
:D

And I thought community college was two years....

Re: Skipper Dan

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:39 am
by Way_Moby
Maybe this tour guide had to repeat... thus the failed attempt at acting. ;)

Re: Skipper Dan

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:51 am
by anthontherun
ferdinand wrote:"You mean, 'I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride'? No, I haven't heard it. Now it's gonna be stuck in my head."
I'm confused. :wacko:

Skipper Dan

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:59 am
by Kevbo1987
I'm assuming something was lost in translation. Perhaps the tour guide was being sarcastic?

Skipper Dan

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:50 am
by minnick27
Or that could he the only part they know, which is more annoying to have something stuck in your head when you don't know the lyrics

Re: Skipper Dan

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 6:48 am
by joseyklein
LOL, you gotta love it when people name the song after the first line in the chorus!

Skipper Dan

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:23 am
by superQuizzie
Love Skipper Dan It was made on my birthday :D

Re: Skipper Dan

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:45 pm
by Orthography Enthusiast
It's a favorite of mine too.

Re: Skipper Dan

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:26 am
by NH Weird Al Fan
I love Skipper Dan; it's my ringtone! :D