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Re: Skipper Dan

Postby ferdinand » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:16 pm

My family went to Walt Disney World last week, and When we rode the Jungle Cruise ride, my brother asked our tour guide, "Is there anyone here named Dan?"

She replied, "No. There used to be a Dan here."

"Have you heard the song about him?"

"You mean, 'I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride'? No, I haven't heard it. Now it's gonna be stuck in my head."

Then, after the ride, he asked if she had a failed acting career. She said yes, then she said, through the microphone, "Four years of community college musical theatre and you could end up right here."
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Re: Skipper Dan

Postby Orthography Enthusiast » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:37 pm

:D

And I thought community college was two years....
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Re: Skipper Dan

Postby Way_Moby » Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:39 am

Maybe this tour guide had to repeat... thus the failed attempt at acting. ;)
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Re: Skipper Dan

Postby anthontherun » Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:51 am

ferdinand wrote:"You mean, 'I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride'? No, I haven't heard it. Now it's gonna be stuck in my head."


I'm confused. :wacko:
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Postby Kevbo1987 » Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:59 am

I'm assuming something was lost in translation. Perhaps the tour guide was being sarcastic?
Oh by the way, I've cracked the code.
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Postby minnick27 » Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:50 am

Or that could he the only part they know, which is more annoying to have something stuck in your head when you don't know the lyrics
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Re: Skipper Dan

Postby joseyklein » Wed Aug 03, 2011 6:48 am

LOL, you gotta love it when people name the song after the first line in the chorus!
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Postby superQuizzie » Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:23 am

Love Skipper Dan It was made on my birthday :D
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Re: Skipper Dan

Postby Orthography Enthusiast » Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:45 pm

It's a favorite of mine too.
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Re: Skipper Dan

Postby NH Weird Al Fan » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:26 am

I love Skipper Dan; it's my ringtone! :D
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