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Misheard Lyrics

Post by Grom »

Browsing the forum, I noticed some people misheard some song lyrisc, so why not make a whole topic devoted to posting your foolishness and complete ignorance!



I, for one, keep hearing "that goat doesn't belong to you" (instead of "..doesn't love you") in Jerry Springer even when I read the Ask Al Archive and such.
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Yeah same with me I also keep hearing that goat doesn't belong to you.
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Post by Smegabyte »

Ever since I read the Ask Al Archives, I always mishear one lyric in particular. (Perhaps it was in the Midnight Star's Ask Al archives. I should go reread them.)



Anyway, the lyric I'm referring to is "read a chicken" instead of "you can read it" in the song Midnight Star. I love that song to bits!



Smegabyte *how does one read a chicken, anyway? :biggrin: *
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Post by Orthography Enthusiast »

Smegabyte *how does one read a chicken, anyway? :biggrin: *


You read it by paying careful attention to the feet.*





*Iambic pentameter, usually. It's poultry, you know.
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Post by Elvis »

"That goat doesn't belong to you."

"Better give me all your gosners"

"And I'm begging you down on my brand new knees"

"And I'm begging you down on my bandaged knees"

"He's her very favorite soccer multimillionaire"

"Keep a couple quarters in my locker at school"

"Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and whoa what a view"



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"Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and whoa what a view"

Dave




I used to get "room wih a view"





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I got eleven nose jobs = I got a leather nose job. No, I don't know what a leather nose job is...



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Oh darling I'm begging won't you put down that knight
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Post by Dr_Dad »

Okay, here goes ....



"Chicken Rita, Chicken Rita, Chicken Rita, Chicken Rita in the Midnight Star, in the Midnight Star ..."

[Second cousin, twice removed, of the Incredible Frog Boy ...]



"Yeah, I got this town on its naughty little knees."

[If you think the knees are naughty, wait till you meet the elbows! ...]



"Is my sign up there?"

[Yes, it is, and it's right next to the sign to Willie's Fun Arcade ...]





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