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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:41 am
by Hippielishus
Granted!
But now he's a ballerina wookie that watches "Will and Grace".
I wish Al was back to normal.
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:44 am
by Twinkies Are Yucky
Granted!!
But Al is still a ballerina.
I wish Al would watch my dog when I go on vacation.
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:44 pm
by weirdal56206
granted but he ate him
i wish al would not eat dogs
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:31 am
by Hippielishus
Granted!
Now he only eats human flesh.
I wish Al would be proud to be an American.
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:40 am
by WeirdAbbott
Granted, but then he becomes one of those people who are over patriotic and everyone hates him.
I wish that Al could have performed "Bohemian Polka" instead of having "Bohemian Rhapsody" played at my Homecoming.
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:48 am
by avesjohn
Granted, but then, because you're a "Weird Al" fan, no girl wants to come as your date to the dance. (Translation: they don't want to be seen with you...in public, that is.
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I wish Al had performed at my senior prom back in May.
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:12 am
by WeirdAlsBestFriend
granted
but all the Al haters killed him
i wish Al would come 2 my b day party
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:53 am
by JEDM
Granted!!
But he leaves after 27 seconds
I wish Al would make EVERYBODY ON EARTH type like 99% of the WOWAY's
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:17 am
by WeirdAlsBestFriend
Granted!
but im the 1%
i wish Al would give me all the left over yankobucks
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:42 am
by childofthespiral
Granted, but there's only one, and it's ripped and someone stepped on it with muddy boots.
I wish I could go to an Al concert and get rid of this hyper-ness.