Woway Idal - Game Play

[crazymelon]

Our first of this round's parodies.

***COURT ORDERED DISCLAIMER: This is SATIRE. I am not a violent person and I did not write this to offend anyone. I do not wish harm to anyone. Except maybe Paris Hilton. This does not reflect any of my views, and is in fact, more of a reflection of a desperate attempt to write something to fit a topic that really left me with no other ideas***




If I Only Had a Gun
Parody of If I Only Had a Brain from Wizard of Oz
New lyrics by Spacedingo





I could take out Regis Philbin
Move on to Paris Hilton
My fans would say I'm #1

With a pistol in my right hand
You can say goodbye to Streisand
If I only had a gun


Britney better run and hide
Justin needs to watch his backside
When they hear I'm on the run

I've been drinkin' nothin but booze
and I'm Top Gunning for Tom Cruise
If I only had a gun

Oh I could settle fights with just one single blast
Rosie and Donald's spat?
I'll take a shot
And they go splat

So say your prayers for Dr. Phil
Wave nighty night to Avril
And Michael Jackson

I just lost my license
Cause they think I'm way too violent
If I only had a gun.....

avesjohn's parody:

Like Spacedingo, I'm not a violent person either. And it's just coincidence that we both have, um, shall we say, questionable subject matter in our songs. But really, there's nothing more fun than turning classic Disney songs into songs about sex and violence!

KILL THE GIRL
Parody of “Kiss The Girl” by Samuel E. Wright (Sebastian) from Disney’s THE LITTLE MERMAID

Concussion
Stings
Skins
Murds

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don’t get a lot to say
But that don’t really matter
And you sure know why
And you’re dying to try
You wanna kill the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It’s possible she cheated on you
Oh so many ways to murder
It don’t take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kill the girl

Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh my
He gonna end her life
That boy’s gonna kill the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain’t that sad
She was with another man
It’s time to finish the girl

Now’s your moment
Stab with a big harpoon
Boy, you better do it soon
Kill that adulterer
She don’t say a word
And she won’t say a word
When you kill the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t be scared
Set off those shotgun flares
Go on and kill the girl (whoa-whoa)
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t stop now
Slaughter her like a cow
You wanna kill the girl (whoa-whoa)
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
She done wrong
Now this is her swan song
The song say kill the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Use a sword and slay
You wanna kill the girl

You’ve got to kill the girl
Why don’t you kill the girl
You gotta kill the girl
Go on and kill the girl

And the final parody, from U62.

"Tour Chasing"
A parody of "Summer Nights" from the musical Grease
With new lyrics by U62
Original at http://youtube.com/watch?v=w-dGuY3ykVM

Weird Al tour, had me a blast
Every concert, from first to last
His biggest fan, that would be me
Front row center, close as can be

Every day, getting away,
Just to be at those concert nights
well oh, well oh, well oh, hoo!
(Must see more, must see more,)
Yes, I'm driving my car...
(Must see more, must see more)
I don't care if it's far...

He plays a polka, I start to dance
I wish he would play Genuis in France
My favorite member of the band is Jim West
Got a tattoo of him on my chest
Don't be jealous that my life is so fun
Every one of those concert nights

well oh, well oh, well oh, hoo!
(Must see more, must see more)
Ticket for one every night
(Must see more, must see more)
Because it simply feels right

Catch every show over 84 days
Ain't got no job, I've got it made
No place to go, no bills to be paid
I won't have it any another way

Weird Al concerts that's just my thing,
I wouldn't miss any concert night

(Must see more, must see more,)
Pass the petition to Make the Rock Hall Weird

(Must see more, must see more,)
Every encore I shed a tear

I sing along when the other fans can't
Even do the whole Yoda chant
I know the set list by memory
A charter member, of the Al Team

If I'm lucky, we're going meet,
After one of these concert nights

(Must see more, must see more)
What's his underwear brand?
(Must see more, must see more)
Cause he's my kind of man

When fall time comes, the tour must end
That's when I'll lose my very best friend
After he takes his final bow
I'll wonder what I'm going to do now?

My life has a purpose it seems,
On oh, those concert nights

[crazymelon]

^
l Post updated with avesjohn's parody.

[crazymelon]

Ok, and the penultimate round is OVER! Goodbye avesjohn.

And now, for the final round, the two remaining contestants have an extra hard task.

You must parody...

























Bohemian Rahpsody by Queen!

As this is a rather hard task, you'll have two weeks to do it. See you then!

[crazymelon]

The first parody of the final round is in.

TV Land Rhapsody
Parody of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
New Lyrics by Spacedingo

Is this on satellite
Is this cable tv
sitcoms and dramas
To hell with reality

Get tv guide
Read the listings and see

This is the A Team
That guy is Mr. T
He's acting tough
acting cool
driving vans
pitying fools

Any channel left on
Doesn't really matter to me
it's tv

Sometimes
You gotta go
Where everybody knows your name
troubles all the same

Sit down
show has just begun
Just in time it's back
from commercial break

Cosby
Oooooooooooooo
Your sweaters are all loud
If Theo's not back by ten from his date tonight
Ground him, ground him
And make him do the dishes


Too late
we missed Seinfeld
Too bad, I love this one
We have to wait for the rerun

Good news everybody, I tivo'd it
We can watch this episode whene we want

Urkel
Oooooooooooooo (Do you have any cheese)
Yes you did do that
At this point do you even have to ask


I see a silhouetto of a little man
Whatcha talk, whatchu talk, whatchu talkin bout Willis

Nanu nanu shazzbot,
child maid's a robot see?

Scotty Baio,
Scotty Baio
Scotty Baio
Scotty Baio
Scotty Baio as Chachi
Loves Jooooooooanie


I'm just an alien from the planet Melmac
He's just an alien from the planet Melmac
Protect his furry butt from the FBI

Gilligan, Mr. Ed
Munsters, Herman's Head
Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore! (Mary Tyler Moore)
Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore! (Mary Tyler Moore)
Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore! (Mary Tyler Moore)
Bob Newhart Show
Patty Duke Show
(And the)
Donna Reed Sho-o-o-o-o-ow


Addam's Family, Addam's Family
Addam's Family on at 8


Will CBS have a time slot put aside for meeeee
for meeeeee
For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee




So you think you can change Darrens and fool my eyes
So you think you can cancel my Magnum P.I.
Oh baby
Partridges and the Bradys
Goodbye city life
Green Acres we are here


Ooooooo, news break, news break



Nothing really matters
An idiot can see
Nothing really matters
Except emptying my bladder
But tv

What time is Jay Leno on
*gong*

Great job, Spacedingo.

[The Doctor]

Wow, that's pretty cool!
I look forward to seeing what the other people have.

[crazymelon]

Aaaand U62's parody!

Bohemian Bratsody
Parody of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

The original Bohemian Rhapsody tells the story of a young man who kills a man, sells his soul to the devil, and pleeds in vain to reclaim it on the eve of his execution. While recognized as one of the greatest rock songs of all time, its lyrics and their meaning are lost of the vast majority of listeners.

As a public sevivce, I have rewritten the song on an easier to understand level. Consider it a prequel if you will.

I have a good life
With Mommy and Daddy-
Don't need a naptime
If you're three and a half like me
I'm a big guy
Watching Wiggles and Barney
I am a big boy, I know how to pee
And now I'm out to play, here we go
With little boys, little girls,
Any one I don't know, doesn't really matter to me,
To me

Mommy, the ice cream man!
Please don't shake your head
Please, please, please, please, please I said
Mommy, I really wanted one!
But now he's gone and driven far away
Mommy, noooo
You know I'm going to cry
And I don't care if he's coming back tomorrow
Now he's gone! Now he's gone! You're making me get madder.

Mommy, lunchtime has come
McDonalds is just fine
Chicken nuggets all the time
Come on, mommy-We've got to go!
Yes this time I'm going to finish all my food
Mommy, oooooo--
I don't want my fries
My tummy is way too full to eat it all


I want a new toy, can I get a Spider-man
Toys R US, Toys R US, we really have to go now
What do you mean no? You can't say no to me!
Daddy Daddy, Daddy Daddy
Daddy Daddy, Daddy Daddy
Oh dad I love you so! (I'm glad you're hoooome.)

I'm just a sad boy, mommy doesn't love me
(He's just a sad boy, manipulating daddy)
(Give him what he wants and he'll leave you alone)

Toys R Us, can we go, will you let me go?
(I told you, no! It's much too late to go!) Let me go!
(I told you, no! It's much too late to go!) Let me go!
(I told you, no! It's much too late go go!) Let me go!
(I already told you no.) Let me go!
(I already told you no.) Let me go!
(No, no, no no, no no no!)
Mommy mommy, mommy mommy, mommy mommy let me go!
Mom and dad, why do you guys have to be so mean. So mean. So mean!!

It's not bed time for me, I won't close my eyes!
Leave me alone mommy I don't care that it's nine!
No mommy, I'm not a little baby!
Please let me out, just let me out, just let me get out of here!

Mom and dad are meanies,
I don't want to go to sleep
Mom and dad are meanies,
Mom and dad are meanies to me.

[crazymelon]

Ladies and gentlemen... the game is OVER!

And the winner, with a grand total of 13 votes is...





































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Spacedingo!

Let's see what you won!

Absolutely nothing!

Well, maybe I can give you this avatar should you choose to use it.

Congratulations Spacedingo!

[Big Spoon]

Congrats, dingo.

[Teh Dingo]

Well I guess I'd be a right bass turd if I didn't say anything, so here goes:



Thanks so much for the people who voted for me. That was one tough parody to write (Which required basically listening to Bohemian Rhapsody for about an hour straight to even get it close), and if I had another shot, there are lines I'd move or rewrite because I do agree the flow wasn't quite there. It'd be my biggest regret except for me also regretting not working in a Get Smart reference.



I'd like to congratulate U62 for giving me a headache throughout the game. You were a tough competitor and I question my worthiness of winning.


I'd like to thank Mystik for getting this started and crazymelon for rescuing the game (Even if I attempted to stop it). It was a lot of fun and I bow in the presence of the great writers on this forum.


And now back in to my WOWAY Reality game exile. Good luck to those of you preparing for Survivor. As a two time player and a host, I can guarantee this will be the most fun wou will ever have in front of the computer with pants on

[U62]

Congrats dingo! A great parodist to hold the WOWAY Idol title. That was one heck of a competition.

Bohemian Rhapsody was an insanely difficult song to parody. You did pretty well with it. I started four different parodies of it that all ran out of steam for one reason or another after two or three verses.

I can't wait for Survivor now

U62