***COURT ORDERED DISCLAIMER: This is SATIRE. I am not a violent person and I did not write this to offend anyone. I do not wish harm to anyone. Except maybe Paris Hilton. This does not reflect any of my views, and is in fact, more of a reflection of a desperate attempt to write something to fit a topic that really left me with no other ideas***
If I Only Had a Gun
Parody of If I Only Had a Brain from Wizard of Oz
New lyrics by Spacedingo
I could take out Regis Philbin
Move on to Paris Hilton
My fans would say I'm #1
With a pistol in my right hand
You can say goodbye to Streisand
If I only had a gun
Britney better run and hide
Justin needs to watch his backside
When they hear I'm on the run
I've been drinkin' nothin but booze
and I'm Top Gunning for Tom Cruise
If I only had a gun
Oh I could settle fights with just one single blast
Rosie and Donald's spat?
I'll take a shot
And they go splat
So say your prayers for Dr. Phil
Wave nighty night to Avril
And Michael Jackson
I just lost my license
Cause they think I'm way too violent
If I only had a gun.....
avesjohn's parody:
Like Spacedingo, I'm not a violent person either. And it's just coincidence that we both have, um, shall we say, questionable subject matter in our songs. But really, there's nothing more fun than turning classic Disney songs into songs about sex and violence!
KILL THE GIRL
Parody of Kiss The Girl by Samuel E. Wright (Sebastian) from Disneys THE LITTLE MERMAID
Concussion
Stings
Skins
Murds
There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She dont get a lot to say
But that dont really matter
And you sure know why
And youre dying to try
You wanna kill the girl
Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Its possible she cheated on you
Oh so many ways to murder
It dont take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kill the girl
Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh my
He gonna end her life
That boys gonna kill the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Aint that sad
She was with another man
Its time to finish the girl
Nows your moment
Stab with a big harpoon
Boy, you better do it soon
Kill that adulterer
She dont say a word
And she wont say a word
When you kill the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Dont be scared
Set off those shotgun flares
Go on and kill the girl (whoa-whoa)
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Dont stop now
Slaughter her like a cow
You wanna kill the girl (whoa-whoa)
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
She done wrong
Now this is her swan song
The song say kill the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Use a sword and slay
You wanna kill the girl
Youve got to kill the girl
Why dont you kill the girl
You gotta kill the girl
Go on and kill the girl
And the final parody, from U62.
"Tour Chasing"
A parody of "Summer Nights" from the musical Grease
With new lyrics by U62
Original at http://youtube.com/watch?v=w-dGuY3ykVM
Weird Al tour, had me a blast
Every concert, from first to last
His biggest fan, that would be me
Front row center, close as can be
Every day, getting away,
Just to be at those concert nights
well oh, well oh, well oh, hoo!
(Must see more, must see more,)
Yes, I'm driving my car...
(Must see more, must see more)
I don't care if it's far...
He plays a polka, I start to dance
I wish he would play Genuis in France
My favorite member of the band is Jim West
Got a tattoo of him on my chest
Don't be jealous that my life is so fun
Every one of those concert nights
well oh, well oh, well oh, hoo!
(Must see more, must see more)
Ticket for one every night
(Must see more, must see more)
Because it simply feels right
Catch every show over 84 days
Ain't got no job, I've got it made
No place to go, no bills to be paid
I won't have it any another way
Weird Al concerts that's just my thing,
I wouldn't miss any concert night
(Must see more, must see more,)
Pass the petition to Make the Rock Hall Weird
(Must see more, must see more,)
Every encore I shed a tear
I sing along when the other fans can't
Even do the whole Yoda chant
I know the set list by memory
A charter member, of the Al Team
If I'm lucky, we're going meet,
After one of these concert nights
(Must see more, must see more)
What's his underwear brand?
(Must see more, must see more)
Cause he's my kind of man
When fall time comes, the tour must end
That's when I'll lose my very best friend
After he takes his final bow
I'll wonder what I'm going to do now?
My life has a purpose it seems,
On oh, those concert nights