Contestants send me a parody which I and the other 2 judges will...well... judge.
I'll show the public one-a-day for each entry that we get.
Lockdown
Contestants will then go into Lockdown. This is where the judges decide on who's the best.
The best will go on to be "the final 12" and then they'll compete to be the sole survivor...erm, I mean...your WOWAY Idol.
The Competition
The final 12 contestants will compete week by week, posting their parody in the gameplay thread (or I'll do it on behalf of them, if they aren't there that week). The public will vote will vote and the person with the least amount of votes will be out of the competition, thus ending their idAL journey.
Themes
After a contestant is voted out, the next weeks theme will be posted after. The parodies must be centered around that weeks theme, whatever it may be.
Voting
Audience members will vote for what they think is the best song parody. The judges will have the final say, but the votes will influence them
At the end of the week, the votes will be shown, and whoever has the least amount of votes ill have to leave the Idol game.
Just something I should add. No chit-chat. This is for songs only.
Crazymelon wrote:
Some Kind Of Imbecile Parody of Some Kind Of Wonderful by Grand Funk Railroad
You dont go to a fancy college,
You dont even know the alphabet.
Your I.Q. test came back negative,
Youre the stupidest guy Ive ever met.
I dont, yeah, I really dont understand,
How a human can be so dumb.
When you try and remember your own name,
Your brain goes completely numb.
Well dude, youre so slow,
Well dude, how dumb can you go?
Dont you know that youre Some kind of imbecile,
Youre some kind of imbecile... yes you are, yeah
Youre some kind of imbecile, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh ...
When you play chess, you shout out Go fish!,
When you went out for dinner you ate your fork.
Oooh, youre so, so totally stupid,
And it makes you look like a dork.
If you sent an application to Mensa,
Theyd say sorry, only humans allowed.
Youre mind is full of density,
Your heads right up in the clouds.
Well dude, youre so slow,
Well dude, how dumb can you go?
Dont you know that youre Some kind of imbecile,
Youre some kind of imbecile... yes you are, yeah
Youre some kind of imbecile, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh ...
Now is there anybody dumber than this guy?
There cant be somebody, whos a, whos stupider than this guy o mine? yeah!
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness?
Can I get a witness? Well?
Can I get a witness? Is anybody listening to me?
Can I get a witness? Helloo?
Can I get a witness? For cryin out loud!
Im talkin, talkin bout you, ya dummy,
Youre some kind of imbecile,
Are you listening to me?
Youre some kind of imbecile,
My god, youre stupider than a monkey,
Youre some kind of imbecile,
Jeez, if you were any dumber
Youre some kind of imbecile,
I think this guy was dropped on his head as a baby,
Youre some kind of imbecile,
Hey, anybody wanna sandwich?
Youre some kind of imbecile,
Yeah, so, a sub with mayo and lettuce?
Youre some kind of imbecile,
Ill get some onions, peppers, tomatoes
Youre some kind of imbecile,
<Slowly fade out>
WeirdAbbott wrote:
Sleep (4 AM) Parody of Breathe (2 AM) by Anna Nalick
4 AM and she yells from the top the stairs
"You got to go to school," and i say "who cares?"
I just can't sleep, and i do not know the reason
Now i walk through the door with my half open eyes
Like they have any right at all to criticize,
Hypocrites. I just hate the entire school season
'Cause i can't go to sleep, but i wish i was able
I can not sleep anywhere, just tried the table
I can not find a real nice pillow now
I'll cradle my head in my hands
And sleep, just sleep
Oh sleep, just sleep
It's May, day 21 i can't take much more of this
There's no way i am anywhere close to a bliss
"Ain't been sleeping, I've just been weeping since last week"
Here at home you can tell i've been tired for a while
And my God, it feels like i just ran 20 miles
Wanna go now, and then i'll just cry about it
'Cause i can't go to sleep, but i wish i was able
I can not not sleep anywhere, just tried the table
I can not find a real nice pillow now
I'll cradle my head in my hands
And sleep, just sleep
Oh sleep, just sleep
There's a pillow at each end of my king size
I dream cause if there is not, then i'll be forced to scream
And this mistake i've made, i won't make it again
I almost just slept on the ground
2 PM and i'm still asleep, inside my bed
If i get it all out in this sleep, it's no longer inside of me
Making me more tired than I have to
And in a dream, i'm naked in front of a crowd
Then i wake up real fast and i'm screaming out loud
And i know that i can't go to sleep because of this dream
'Cause i can't go to sleep, but i wish i was able
I can not not sleep anywhere, just tried the table
I can not find a real nice pillow now
I'll cradle my head in my hands
And sleep, just sleep
Oh sleep, just sleep
Oh sleep, just sleep
Oh sleep, just sleep
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Barney Slayer wrote:
I Hate The Way
(Parody of Bad Day)
Baby, you know I really love you
From your beautiful eyes to your great hairdo
You know I think youre a great girl to date
But Im afraid I have to state
That you have quite a few flaws
Like the way you blankly stare
While trying to choose what brand of underwear
When you tilt your head in that weird way
I can see that your hair is turning gray
Sorry, but I think you should know
That I hate the way
You talk in your sleep
And how you totaled my jeep
You say you didnt know
That you would crash
Because you know how to drive
Now I have to pay
Five thousand dollars
To get my car fixed
You could have met me half-way, met me half way
Well you pick your (nose) in public
You suck at putting on lipstick
It gets all over your face
I cant stand the way
Your nose always drips
And your over-obsession with comic strips
You cut them out
Tape them to your fridge
And then go to the top of a ridge
And scream out
For the whole world to hear
About Hagar drinking beer
Like they wanted to know
Sometimes I just wanna take your neck and snap it in two
Who else says that their favorite food is fried kangaroo?
Only you .
You say you cant wait until we get wed
Well, thats not gonna happen get it out of your head
Cause I cant bear the way
You loudly yak
Woman-like qualities you totally lack
You say you didnt know
It would end this way
Well, I have something to say
You smell like old cabbage
Around the clock
And how come you threw up that one time
All over the food
Baby, were through
QUOTE (Insert Coin(s) To Continue)MoneyBack
Parody of SexyBack by Justin Timberlake
I'm bringin' my movie back,
The disc is scratched and the case is cracked,
The booklet's torn and the clamps are wrecked,
So head to Target and get my money back,
(Take "em to the store),
They should warn,
Before selling stuff that's so ripped and torn,
Request the manager to nag and scorn,
They should have cared for me a lil' bit more,
(Take "em to the desk),
You work here?
(Get some store credit),
My movie's cracked,
(Get some store credit),
Don't ignore me,
(Get some store credit),
I've got receipt,
(Get some store credit),
What's that you're workin' with,
(Get some store credit),
I'll throw a fit,
(Get some store credit),
Taking a while,
(Get some store credit),
Come on, child!
(Get some store credit),
Man,
Give my money back,
(Get some store credit),
Give my money back,
(Get some store credit),
Give my money back,
(Get some store credit),
Give my money back,
(Get some store credit),
I've got a gift receipt,
(Get some store credit),
I've got a gift receipt,
(Get some store credit),
I've got a gift receipt,
(Get some store credit),
I've got a gift receipt,
I want my money back,
My new computer's harddrive has been hacked,
So many viruses it attracts,
And all I did was torrent Mars Attacks,
(Take "em to the web),
They're gonna pay,
If I can find my freakin' warran-tay,
It should be covered by Dell's thirty days,
No matter what those nerd bloodsuckers say,
(Take "em to the help line),
Hello, Dell,
(It should be covered),
My PC was hacked,
(It should be covered),
BRB,
(It should be covered),
My IP leaked,
(It should be covered),
Some cave-dwellin' twit,
(It should be covered),
Must've got onto it,
(It should be covered),
Destroyed my files,
(It should be covered),
Took a while,
(It should be covered),
Man,
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
My PC won't turn on,
(It should be covered),
(Warranty!
Warranty!
Company!),
Uh, yes,
I'm bringin' my burger back,
There're bugs in it and the rye is flat,
There's teeth stuck inside and the dung of bats,
And you burned the whole patty, and that's a fact!
(See a supervisor),
Hey there, Earl,
(I want another),
This burger's black!
(I want another),
Are those bees?
(I want another),
It has wings,
(I want another),
There's human blood on it,
(I want another),
I hope those are chips,
(I want another),
And a little pile,
(I want another),
Of trash compiled,
(I want another),
Man,
Cook another one,
(I want another),
Cook another one,
(I want another),
Cook another one,
(I want another),
Cook another one,
(I want another),
Please, no onions,
(I want another),
Please, no onions,
(I want another),
Please, no onions,
(I want another),
Please, no onions,
(A refund!
Yes,
A refund!
Yes,
Yes,
A refund!
Yes,
A refund!).
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My friend is on this fourm and he told me about this game, and I decided that I have to play. Here my parody is:
Have Yourslef A Horrible Christmas
Parody of Have Yourself A Merdy Little Christmas
Have yourself a horrible christmas
Let it really bite
Listen to bad music all day long
Get drunk and pass out on the couch
The kids start to draw on you
You wake covered in ink marks
This is a horrible day
Really bad day
Unless
You are a little kid
In which case
You love it
Through the day your head ache gets bigger and bigger
Kids scream really loud
Drink beer and walk outside in the nude
And then get arrested
And get sent to jail
For life
Here's more auditions to make up for the days we've missed. And we'll count Lemonhead's as Dec. 7th's.
Dec. 3rd
weirdojace wrote:
Wonka's Door Parody of Hardware Store by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Nothing ever ever happens in my house
We are shut out
All my grandparents sleep all day
I thought that I would go right out of my mind until my dad brought home the news
It said Willy Wonkas got this thing
Where 5 kids will get to see his factory
If they find a golden ticket and then I screamed Ive gotta find one of those too!
But they said there is no hope for you
We are so poor that your dad caps toothpaste tubes
But listen to us, were not trying to be rude
There is just no chance for you
But one day I found a dollar on the ground
And then I immediately turned around
And I went and bought a Wonka bar and found
A golden ticket oh how cool!
I cant wait (no I) I cant wait
I found a ticket in this candy store
Im goin (yes Im) goin, Im a-goin up to
Goin up to (Im going up to) Im goin, really goin up to
Goin (Won-) Im goin up to (-ka) oh yes, Im goin up to
Wonkas door
The first ticket was found by this kid
Named Augustus Gloop and hes really really big
He just takes food and he forces it in
He is really really really really really really really fat
Veruca was the 2nd one in line
A nasty little girl whose dad made sure shed find
A ticket by searching every chocolate for the prize
As you see, shes a spoiled brat
The third was Violet Beauregarde
Another girl who just chews gum until its hard
Smacking like a cow, her jaws moving apart
It looks really really really really really nasty
And then the fourth was Mike Teavee
Television is the only light he ever sees
And then everyone was still searching frantically
But the fifth one went to me!
I cant wait (no I) I cant wait
My familys not going to starve no more
Im goin (yes Im) goin, Im a-goin up to
Goin up to (Im going up to) Im goin, really goin up to
Goin (Won-) Im goin up to (-ka) oh yes, Im goin up to
Wonkas door
Im goin (yes Im) goin, Im a-goin up to
Goin up to (Im going up to) Im goin, really goin up to
Goin (Won-) Im goin up to (-ka) oh yes, Im goin up to
Wonkas door
Would you look at all of Willy Wonkas stuff
Hes got toffee that will change your hair and Oompa Loompas everywhere
And chocolate rivers, waterfalls, a bunch of twisty turny halls
And ice cream that will never melt and cavity filling caramel
And lemonade filled swimming pools, invisible bars to eat in school
And gum that is a three course meal, inventions youd never think were real
And drinks that send you in the air and unless you burp you will stay there
Exploding sweets for enemies and coconut ice skating rinks
And candy thats invisible and rooms completely edible
And giant machines underground and also square sweets that look round
Elevators made of glass and chocolate boats that go real fast
And squirrels that are trained to crack nuts and sweets to get green teeth for months
And candy sent through the TV and rock candy down 10,000 feet
And different types of beans and cream, and sweets you grab from TV screens
And drops that make you spit color and stuff that just runs off sugar
And sugar pencils for sucking and also toffee apple trees
And best of all, everything in every room is edible
I cant wait (no I) I cant wait
Lifetime chocolates will deliver to my door
Im goin (yes Im) goin, Im a-goin up to
Goin up to (Im going up to) Im goin, really goin up to
Goin (Won-) Im goin up to (-ka) oh yes, Im goin up to
Wonkas door
Im goin (yes Im) goin, Im a-goin up to
Goin up to (Im going up to) Im goin, really goin up to
Goin (Won-) Im goin up to (-ka) oh yes, Im goin up to
Wonkas door
Im goin (yes Im) goin, Im a-goin up to
Goin up to (Im going up to) Im goin, really goin up to
Goin (Won-) Im goin up to (-ka) oh yes, Im goin up to
Wonkas door
Dec. 5th
GrayJ wrote:
Kiss You Parody of Fix You by Coldplay
When you want someone you know it can't be
If you look at my face, it's not full of glee
And you looked so hot when you dumped me
You dumped me first
And the sweat's perspiring off my face
When I try to talk, I fall on my... face
My love's something I just can't erase
What could be worse?
I will drive you home
And we'll get so close
And I will try to kiss you
If it's in the rain, or in the snow
I'm just too in love to let you go
And now you've broken my you-loving soul
You made it hurt
I will take you home
Cause you shake my bones
And I will try to kiss you
You got a nice face
Whatever you do I won't go away
Please don't spray that mace
And I'll
You got a nice face
I beg of you please don't slap me in the face
Please don't swing that mace
And I'll
I will drive you home
And we'll get so close
And I will try to kiss you.
Dec. 8th
TMBJon wrote:
Lazy Parody of Crazy by Gnarls Barkley
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I woke today
I woke up at one thirty, slept the morn away
Sitting on the sofa watching TV, my brain decayed
And people say to me, Gee,
Yeah, get off your butt.
Gonna get yourself stuck in some kind of rut.
And about that gut
Does that make me lazy?
Doesnt it faze me?
Do you think Im lazy?
Probably!
Hardly leave my apartment; I dont have a job.
Im a slob.
I like corn the cob.
Come on now, what do you, what do you, what do you want to eat?
Ha ha ha - have a look.
But Id rather not cook
Does that make me lazy?
Dont work hard like Jay-Z
Im really quite lazy?
Yeah, thats me.
I wish I had a cure to fix my apathetic state
I could try to find one, but I would rather procrastinate.
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little I stayed inside.
The secret to my lifestyle I confide,
Money my parents provide.
Because Im so lazy.
Hope no body weighs me.
This may be a phase-y.
I decree
