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Why is Al 43 years old?



Because he was 42 last year.



How Al found out that the girl has Yugoslavian hands?
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His was born at a certain date.



Why does Al like the Beatles?
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How Al found out that the girl has Yugoslavian hands?



She had written 'Yugoslavian' on her hands.
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Ever sense his pet llama died, he's needed something to fill the void. What killed the llama?



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Why does Al like the Beatles?



Because the Monkees monkey around too much.



Why is Jon have the nickname Bermuda?
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Ever sense his pet llama died, he's needed something to fill the void. What killed the llama?



Colonel Mustard at a Devo concert.
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This thread is looney to say the least.
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Why is Jon have the nickname Bermuda?



You got it wrong. It's Bermuda who has the nickname "Jon".



Why Al is playing accordion, not a violin?
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Because they're harder to squeeze.



What was Al's nickname in colledge?



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What was Al's nickname in colledge?





He never went to colledge!



Why is Al so smart?
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