Stupid Questions - Stupid Answers

Post by **Seva** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:34 am

Stupid Al?! YUCK!!!

Had Al ever wished for a brother or a sister?

ThewEiRdOne27 · Post by **ThewEiRdOne27** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:36 am

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Had Al ever wished for a brother or a sister?

Yes, but the genie he asked was actually Ruben after a nap.

How did Al become a surgeon?

Post by **Seva** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:45 am

Oh come on! It's so easy!!!

Has Al ever met Madonna?

ThewEiRdOne27 · Post by **ThewEiRdOne27** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:48 am

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Oh come on! It's so easy!!!

Well, if it's so easy, answer it!

Al met Madonna at the Canadian Bacon Incident of 1986.

Post by **Seva** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:52 am

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Oh come on! It's so easy!!!

Well, if it's so easy, answer it!

Oh goodness... It WAS an answer, a very stupid one! Do you think it's hard to become a surgeon??? No!!! You just take a razorblade in your hand and start CUTTING-CUTTING-CUTTING!!!

Question: Why does this always happen to Al?

ThewEiRdOne27 · Post by **ThewEiRdOne27** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:54 am

Because this is very angry with Al and his pet monkey, BoBo.

Where does Al live?

Post by **Bruce the Duck** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 2:58 am

Over there (I'm pointing South-West)

What's so bad about the number 14?

ThewEiRdOne27 · Post by **ThewEiRdOne27** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:19 am

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What's so bad about the number 14?

Subtract it by 1 and you get 13, bad luck.

How many molecules are in Leonard Nimoy's butt?

HappyBirthday1983 · Post by **HappyBirthday1983** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:32 am

27 of course!

when does al eat at mcdonalds?

ThewEiRdOne27 · Post by **ThewEiRdOne27** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:40 am

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when does al eat at mcdonalds?

He's a vegetarian, so he doesn't eat there!

How many times does Al do back flips when he hears Bela bit the postal worker?