Stupid Questions - Stupid Answers

Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:09 am

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Does Al have a cat named George?

No, but he has kittens whenever someone mentions Coolio.

Was there an earlier, rejected title for "Dare To Be Stupid?"

Post by **alexina** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:58 pm

Dare to Not Be an Architect.

Is Al Yugoslavian?

Post by **ccsyaoran** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:02 pm

QUOTE Is Al Yugoslavian?

just his hands.

whats al's greatest wish?

Post by **Bruce the Duck** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:24 pm

To become all-powerful master and ruler of the universe

Why doesn't Al ever write original songs?

Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:44 pm

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Why doesn't Al ever write original songs?

Because Original has no sense of humor and won't give permission.

Why doesn't Al go on tour on a bicycle instead of those great big tour buses?

Post by **M3m3s3** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:18 pm

Because it's hard to fit the rest of the band on the handlebars.

Why did Al cross the road?

Post by **TMBJon** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:24 pm

I think I already asked that one.

But the new answer is...

He was walking down the street and wanted to go to the next block down.

What does Al use to blow his nose?

Post by **Bruce the Duck** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:51 pm

Hundred dollar bills.

Is Al related to Frankie Yankovic?

Post by **TMBJon** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:52 pm

Yes, but if he knew he was his cousin they never would have dated.

Where in the world is Carmen SanDiyankovic?

Post by **Bruce the Duck** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 6:00 pm

Either in Albuquerque, France, or Minnesota. She travels a lot!

Does Al like Spam?