The Evil Polka

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The Evil Polka

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Okay, so I might be seven weeks too early, but well, better early than never.
Quite some time ago I suggested a polka medley making contest, but the project never went further to that.
Anyway, I had to study a lot of animated movies for a particular project at school and I really had a lot of fun as it was about the villainous characters. One of my polka suggestions happened to be only containing songs sung by villainous characters. And all of a sudden, I thought I was just gonna do it myself. Indeed, I found out it was much more challenging than expected, because this type of song is particularly rare... However, it was also very fun because evil themes are usually the most enjoyed songs in animated movies.
Anyway, I ended up with 5 Disney songs, 6 non-Disney songs and 1 asong from a musical live-action movie that is sung by an "animated" character. Then, there are 3 songs that come from artists or bands and these songs represent evildoing in a way.
Since many of you might not exactly be familiar with these songs (unless you`ve seen them with your children or barely remember them because it`s been too long), well I will also give a link to the song. These are all pretty well-known songs in the fandom however, and I`m sure you will recognize some without actually having to listen to the song. I must also say that I got help from friends on another website for this, so I give them credit for giving suggestions and, of course, for the rearrangement of the order, which is the part that gave me the most trouble.
Okay, enough chit-chat, I should start it before I bore you.

THE EVIL POLKA
“Hellfire” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyS3weMlxLA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
Like fire, Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning desire
Is turning me to sin

“Be prepared” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ6cw_MuTDE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
So prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

“Ruber” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIZ-OloTwmM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
Now watch me create
My mechanical army with pride
With this potion
I bought from some witches
A drop on this chicken
All watch as he switches
Into a weapon that I can use at will

“When You`re Evil” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZBSDzimfq8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
I`m the fear that keeps you awake
I`m the shadows on the wall
I`m the monsters they become
I`m the nightmare in your skull
I`m the dagger in your back
A extra turn on the rack
I`m the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start

“Despicable Me Theme Song” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axbUCR1nKRA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
Freeze ray! Excuse me, if you will
You look like you have time to kill
Freeze ray! Can you chill?
`Cause Gru`s got the speakers in the trunk
To make you bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce

“In the Dark of the Night” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocm8QdNR ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
In the dark of the night
Evil will find her
In the dark of the night
Just before dawn
Revenge will be sweet
When the curse is complete
In the dark of the night
She`ll be gone

“Poor Unfortunate Souls” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyFVG4VfPmg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
Now it`s happened once or twice
Someone couldn`t pay the price
And I`m afraid I had to rake them
Across the coals
Yes I`ve had the odd complaint
But on the whole I`ve been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls

“Devour” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13ZWeloubAk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
Devour, devour
Suffocate your own empire
Devour, devour
It`s your final hour
Devour, devour
Stolen like a foreign soul
Devour, devour
What a way to go

“Mean Green Mother from Outer Space” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyBnGjis97w" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
Don’t you talk to me about old King Kong
You think he`s the worst, well you`re thinking wrong
Don`t talk to me about Frankenstein
He got a temper? Ha! He ain`t got mine!

“Mine, mine, mine” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6SrZ-6cGVA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
Dig and dig and dig and diggety
Dig and dig and dig and diggety
Mine, boys, mine every mountain
And dig, boys, dig till you drop
Grab a pick, boys
Quick, boys
Shove ina shovel
Uncover those lonely
Pebbles that sparkle and shine
It`s gold and it`s mine, mine, mine

“Toxic Love” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-Wm25T6Qs" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
Filthy brown acid rain
Pouring down like egg chow mein
All that`s foul, all that`s stained
Breeding in my toxic brain

“Monster” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18IjP5VVZC0&NR=1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
I feel it deep within
It`s just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I have what I`ve become
The nightmare`s just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster

“Playing with the Big Boys” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv3h57S3Rhw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
You`re playing with the big boys now
Playing with the big boys now
Every spell and gesture
Tells you who`s the best
You`re playing with the big boys now
By the power of Ra!
You`re playing with the big boys now
You`re playing with the big boys now
Stop this foolish mission
Watch a true magician
Give an exhibition now

“This is Halloween” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj5DI-JT ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth round sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

“Friends on the Other Side” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipmlEDE1 ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)
Are you ready? (Are you ready?)
Are you... ready?
Transformation central (Transformation central)
Reformation central (Reformation central)
Transmogrification central
Can you feel it?
You’re changing you’re changing you’re changing alright
I hope you’re satisfied
But if you ain`t, don`t blame me
You can blame my friends on the other side!
(You got what you wanted)
(But you lost what you had!)

Hey!
"So I went in my garaage, got in my care
And I drived, talking with my blue teeth
My boyfreind told me don't cree
Come to my houss, don't worraye,
we'll talk about this togeedurr."
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