Tokusou's custom polkas

[Tokusou Sentai Blessranger]

Polkarama Part 2!!
This is a medley of 2007 songs and is a direct sequel to SOL's Polkarama!

[final accordion solo from "Polkarama!" played]

"U.N. Owen Was Her" from Touhou Koumakyou: Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil
[instrumental break]

"Thnks fr th Mmrs" by Fall Out Boy
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories (thanks for the memories)
Hey! He tastes like you only sweeter

"Wait for You" by Elliott Yamin
Baby I will wait for you
'cause I don''t know what else i can do
Don't tell me I ran out of time
If it takes the rest of my life
Baby I will wait for you
If you think I'm fine, it just ain't true
I really need you in my life
No matter what i have to do, I'll wait for you

"Take You There" by Sean Kingston
We can go to the tropics, sip pina coladas
Surely, I could take you there
Or we can go to the slums, where killers get hung
Surely, I could take you there

"Home" by Daughtry
I'm going home, back to the place where I belong
And where your love has always been enough for me
I'm not running from... No, I think you got me all wrong
I don't regret this life I chose for me

"First Time" by Lifehouse
I'm feeling alive all over again
As deep as the sky that's under my skin
Like being in love, she says
For the first time
Well, maybe I'm wrong
But I'm feeling right where I belong
With you tonight
Like being in love
Can feel for the first time

"Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne
Hey! (Hey!) You! (You!) I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! (No way!) I think you need a new one
Hey! (Hey!) You! (You!) I could be your girlfriend
Hey! (Hey!) You! (You!) I know that you like me

"Apologize" by OneRepublic
It's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late

"Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

"Crank That" by Soulja Boy
Yankovic off this polka
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that, Yankovic
Then Superman oy vey, now watch me you (crank that, Yankovic)
Now watch me you (crank that, Yankovic)
Now watch me you (crank that, Yankovic)
Now watch me you (crank that, Yankovic)

"Tattoo" by Jordin Sparks
I can't waste time so give it a moment
I realize nothings broken
No need to worry about everything I've done
Live every second like it was my last one
Don't look back got a new direction
I loved you once, needed protection
You're still a part of everything I do
You're on my heart just like a tattoo
Just like a tattoo, I'll always have you

"Afterlife" by Avenged Sevenfold
I don't belong here, we gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife
’Cause this time I'm right to move on and on, far away from here

"Love Song" by Sara Bareilles
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it
Makes a break in this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better
Reason to write you a love song today

"Party Like a Rock Star" by Shop Boyz
Yeah... yeah... yeah...
Hey hey hey hey!
Party like a rock, party like a rockstar
Party like a rock, party like a rockstar
Party like a rock, party like a rockstar
Party like a rockstar (T-t-t-totally dude!!!!)
Party like a rock, party like a rockstar
Party like a rock, party like a rockstar
Party like a rock, party like a rockstar
Party like a rockstar
Par... ty... like... a rock... star! (Rock star... rock star...)
Party like a rock, party like a rock, party like a rock star
Hey!

[Iamabrawler]

I have a dare for you. Can you try making a polka medley with songs from cartoon or CGI movies and series? I`d suggest songs from Disney features. (Can`t get "Friend Like Me" out of my head...)

[Tokusou Sentai Blessranger]

Well, I don't think so. But here's...

Polka To My Ears
What if Even Worse had a polka medley? If so, this one focuses on some 1986 and 1987 songs.

"The Final Countdown" by Europe
It's the final countdown
The final countdown

"Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" by starship
And we can build this dream together
Standing strong forever
Nothing's gonna stop us now
And if this world runs out of lovers
Well still have each other
Nothing's gonna stop us now

"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'n' Roses
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want, honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find, whatever you may need
If you got no money, honey, we got your disease

"Head to Toe" by Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam
Ooh, baby, I think I love you from head to toe
Ooh, baby, I think I love you from head to toe

"The Lady in Red" by Chris DeBurgh
Lady in red is dancing with me
Cheek to cheek
There's nobody here
It's just you and me
It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never forget the way you look tonight

"I Get Weak" by Belinda Carlisle
I get weak when I look at you
Weak when we touch
I can't speak when I look in your eyes
I get weak when you're next to me
Weak from this love
I can't speak when I look in your eyes
I get weak

"Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you, you, you

"Only in My Dreams" by Debbie Gibson
No, only in my dreams
As real as it may seem
It was only in my dreams
No (no no), only in my dreams
As real as it may seem
It was only in my dreams

"Electric Blue" by Icehouse
I just freeze everytime you see through me
And it`s all over you, electric blue
On my knees, help me, baby
Tell me, what can I do, electric blue

"Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins
Highway to the Danger Zone
Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone

"Come Go With Me" by Expose
Come go with me, make you feel like
This night will last, everlasting through the time
Come go with me, have no fears
Two hearts in one, eternal through the night

"Can Can Polka" (instrumental break)

"Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard
Hey! Pour some sugar on me, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me, c'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me, I can't get enough
Pour some sugar on me me me
Pour... some... sugar... on... meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Pour some sugar on, pour some sugar on, pour some sugar on me!
Hey!

[RyanHippFTW]

You've already posted that one before.

[Killingsworth]

You've already posted that one before.

I think a mod just merged all his polkas into one topic.

[Tokusou Sentai Blessranger]

I've heard about alternate live versions of Polkas on 45 (replacing some parts with 1999, Bad Boys Get Spanked, etc.) and Polka Party! (containing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" instead of "Papa Don't Preach"), so now I'll give Polka Power a "live alternate" version, replacing some songs with different ones. Ah here it goes...

"Wannabe" by Spice Girls
Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want (so tell us what ya want, what ya really really want)
I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want (so tell us what ya want, what ya really really want)
I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna really, really, really, wanna zigga zigga, ah
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
Hey!

"Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot, 'cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin to live so well

"Barbie Girl" by Aqua
I'm a Barbie Girl, in the Barbie World
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, and dress me everywhere
Imagination (life is your creation)

"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by Backstreet Boys
Everybody (yeah)
Rock your body (yeah)
Everybody... rock your body right
Backstreet's back, all right!
All right!

"Walkin' On The Sun" by Smash Mouth
So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out
But now, if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive
And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow
But if the offer's shun, you might as well be walking on the sun
Might as well be walking on the sun

"Bittersweet Symphony" by The Verve
Cause it's a bittersweet symphony this life
Trying to make ends meet, trying to find somebody then you die

"Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down

"You're Still The One" by Shania Twain
You're still the one I run to, the one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life, life, life, l-life, life, life, life, life

"Push" by Matchbox 20
I wanna push you around, well I will, well I will
I wanna push you down, well I will, well I will
I wanna take you for granted
I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, yeah, well I will

"Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind
I want something else... to get me through this semi-charmed kinda life, baby baby
I want something else... I'm not listening when you say good-bye.
Doot doot doot, doot do doot do
Doot doot doot, doot do doot do
Doot doot doot, doot do doot do, do do do, do do doot

"Honey" by Mariah Carey
And it's just like honey
When your love comes over me
Oh baby I've got a dependency
Always strung out for another taste of your honey

"Mmmbop" by Hanson
Mmmbop, do floppa do wop
Do be dop ah, do wap, do zap ah, do
Yeah-ee yeah
Mmmbop, do b'zap ah, do wop
Do be dop ah, do wop, doom zap ah, do

"Sex And Candy" by Marcy Playground
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair?
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Mama, this surely is a dream
Yeah, yeah mama, this surely is a dream
Dig it, yeah mama, this surely is...

"I Don't Want to Wait" by Paula Cole
I don't want to wait... for our lives to be over
I want to know right now, what will it be
I don't want to wait... for our lives to be over
Will it be yes or will it be?
Sorry
I... don't... want... to... wait (I don't want to wait)
(I don't want to wait)
(I don't want to wait)
Hey!

[joseyklein]

STUPID

[Way_Moby]

What if Al decided to do a polka version of "Albuquerque"? Well here it is...

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy

I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ah

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said

It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, (more screaming)

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

So I did

And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I hate sauerkraut

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandary
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called

Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque

I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
"querque" (querque)

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Al-buuuuu-quer-que (Albuquerque! Albuquerque! Albuquerque!)
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque... Hey!

[weirdojace]

Wow, that was great! Al should consider only doing it as a polka from now on!

[joseyklein]

yeah, instead of the 11 minutes it would be only 10!