Original Song
She said with a frown
“Your clothes are just like a clown’s.
These will not do at all,
you’re getting an overhaul.”
Then my girl, just that night
took my clothes from my sight.
Found a big trash bin, grabbed a light
They’re on fire…that ain’t right.
She said I looked like a chimp
In my bright pink pants
Got my polka-dotted boxers made of
blue and gold mesh
Got my tank top on
With my zebra print suspenders
Don’t know why
She don’t like ‘em
She don’t like ‘em
She don’t like ‘em
“There's a place downtown,
with great fashion all around.
There’s mirrors on the wall
Cause you don’t own one at all
Try these, try it on.”
“No way!” “ Take it off!”
“No way!” “Take it off!
Try these on and take it off!”
Fabric I don’t know
She wants me to do a show
I can’t take much more
Piles of clothes are on the floor.
She said “try it on”
My clothes “take ‘em off”
“No way!” “Take ‘em off
take those off and try ‘em on!”
They’re too tight
They’re not loud
Hate these clothes
Throw them out
“They are hideous”
Then she pouts
“Isn’t this fun? Let’s check out.”
Oh man, I just feel like crap
My already ripped pants
Then she went and popped my collar
I just cannot take this
My jeans are faded
Oh man, I really hate this
Let her know-
I don’t like ‘em
I don't like ‘em
I don't like ‘em
Hate that place downtown
I look like a bigger clown
Don’t like this style at all
Hate buying clothes at the mall
She said “try it on”
I can’t take ‘em off
“Can I take ‘em off?”
She won’t let me take ‘em off
And for her I know
Button up’s the way to go
I was not built for
Clothes that are stiff as a board
And they turn her on
I can’t take ‘em off
Won’t let them come off
I just want to take them off
Oh, oh, no!
Can I please just take them off!?
Oh, oh, no!
Someone help me take ‘em off!
I can’t! TAKE ‘EM OFF!
Too tight! TAKE ‘EM OFF!
Help me! TAKE ‘EM OFF!
Nooo!
Oh no! TAKE ‘EM OFF!
Help me! TAKE ‘EM OFF!
Too tight! TAKE ‘EM OFF!
SOMEONE HELP ME TAKE ‘EM OFF!
I feel like a clown
Pants too tight, I can’t sit down
This shirt is way too small
They are not my style at all
And they turn her on.
I can’t take ‘em off
Too small! Take ‘em off
Someone help me take ‘em off
Why can’t she just go
Find someone to do her show?
I can’t take much more
Get new clothes from the thrift store
And I’ll try them on
I won’t take ‘em off
No way! Keep ‘em on
Love my clothes! Won’t take ‘em off!
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[url=http://www.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DmFu3YzRnyDU&h=fd69c//url]Original Song[/url]
(Some background info for those who don't follow college football)
Those "poor" Buckeyes
Egg on his face
His players
They sent him to his coaching grave
Got free tattoos
And cars too
But Jim Tressel told
That there was not a thing he knew
Jim Tressel
In trouble now
Now he’s all gone
From Columbus town
In trouble
Jim Tressel’s wrong
In trouble ya'll
No compliance, now he’s gone
Thought he was fine
Got proven wrong
Emails proved he
That he knew all along
President Gee
Covered hide
But now Tressel’s out
Cause we all found out he lied
Jim Tressel
In trouble now
He resigned ya'll
He left his Columbus town
Oh Tressel
You should have known
In trouble now
Tried to cover up his own
He said he knew nothing
He was bluffing
He said he didn’t know
(now he knows it's time to go cause he’s in trouble)
They sold gold pants;
Rings to this place
Get free stuff
If they just autographed their names
Crossed his fingers
Cause he knew
He lied when he told
The press “There’s nothing I could do”
Thought he was fine
Got proven wrong
The N-C-A-A
Found he knew all along
His star QB
Has new rides
Each time he goes out
So then Tressel just resigned
Jim Tressel
In trouble now
Not coaching now
He left Buckeye town
In trouble
Jim Tressel’s now
In trouble ya'll
No ones fault except his own
So all those wins from
Last years season
They just may have to go
(go-oh-oh..oh Jim)
Tressel
In trouble now
He’s no longer
The head coach in Buckeye town
Jim Tressel
Big trouble now
Your players now
Could have trouble of their own
Tressel
In trouble now
But now he’s gone
Far gone from his Buckeye town
Ann Arbor
Go crazy now
Jim Tressel’s gone
This year, we could win the crown
No ones fault except his own
Cause he’s gone from Buckeye town
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And I don't think this post would be complete without some "gross" topic
Original Song
-Coughing and wheezing sounds-
Damn...
Tissues stacked, Vaporub’s handy
I cough and I wheeze, damn these allergies
I need first aid, I need some sleep
I’m feeling so gross, I wish I could breathe
I’d like to sleep tonight but I fear that I’d drown
(My head is poundin’)
Tonight, it’s taking over
Someone help me out!
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I just can’t feel my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
It’s packed up in my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I can’t breathe out my…
Guess what? (what?)
My boss on the phone
He wants to know why
I’m stuck up at home
Used up tissues cover the floor
I’m pretty darn sick
I can’t take much more
Can’t feel my face, my nose just won’t let any out
(Can’t breathe out of my…)
It’s like the Hoover Dam
The pressure won’t go down
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
So much snot in my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
It’s like a brick wall in my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I can’t breathe out my…
No-no-no, ow my face, ow my face
Man, my nostrils bring me pain, while these
Tissues fill my hands,
All these tissues fill my hands
So much pain on my face
It’s not better, been ten days! Get some
Dynamite on hand,
Shove some dynamite up there!
(It has taken over! I’m sick of it!)
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I would like to blow my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I can’t breathe out my…
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