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Re: Fragment Parodies

Postby Iamabrawler » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:41 pm

I had an idea of parody for Dennis DeYoung`s One Hundred Years From Now. Okay, so it might be kinda easy to think of...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6hxgm6Vj6o

Bring the mugs, bring the booze
`Cause it`s tonight that I get loose
Steal my car keys so that I will not drive somehow
One hundred beers from now

Note: I managed to make it whole. It`s going to be in the "Parodies You`ve Made" topic.
"So I went in my garaage, got in my care
And I drived, talking with my blue teeth
My boyfreind told me don't cree
Come to my houss, don't worraye,
we'll talk about this togeedurr."
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Re: Fragment Parodies

Postby BIGAlfan2711 » Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:03 pm

I've been working on a parody of Poker Face called Poké Face which is obviously about Pokémon. The song will be sung by the perspective of Ash Ketchum.
Here's what I got so far:

Oh whoa-oh oh oh whoa-oh oh oh-oh oh
I'll catch 'em all, show them what they got
Oh whoa-oh oh oh whoa-oh oh oh-oh oh
I'll catch 'em all, show them what they got

Can't read my, can't read my
So, you can't read-a my
Poké Face
(He's gotta catch 'em all)
Can't read my, can't read my
So, you can't read-a my
Poké Face
(He's gotta catch 'em all)

P-P-P-Poké Face P-P-Poké Face
(Muh, muh, muh, muh)
P-P-P-Poké Face P-P-Poké Face
(Muh, muh, muh, muh)
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Re: Fragment Parodies

Postby dpb852 » Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:06 am

These are a couple of unfinished parody lyrics I've been working on that I've gotten stuck on. I wanted to present them side by side with the original lyrics for reference purposes, but nothing I've tried seems to be working, so I'm just going to present what I've got anyway with the original lyrics in quote code. The first parody lyric is entitled NO MORE BEERS, a parody of Ozzy Osbourne's NO MORE TEARS.

NO MORE TEARS
by Ozzy Osbourne

Verse 1

The light in the window is a crack in the sky
I stare into darkness in the blink of an eye
A levee of tears to learn she'll never be coming back
The man in the dark will bring another attack
Your mama told you that you're not supposed to talk to strangers
Look in the mirror tell me do you think your life's in danger yeah
No more tears
No more tears

NO MORE BEERS
(to the tune of NO MORE TEARS by Ozzy Osbourne)
(Parody lyrics by David Barnes)

Verse 1

The liquor store closes at a quarter 'til two
They're all out of Bud Light and Pabst Blue Ribbon too
* (Lyrics pending)
* (Lyrics pending)
* (Lyrics pending)
* (Lyrics pending)
No more beers
No more beers

Verse 2

Another day passes as the night closes in
The red light goes on to say it's time to begin
I see the man around the corner waiting can he see me
I close my eyes and wait to hear the sound that someone's screaming here
No more tears
No more tears


Verse 2

* (Lyrics pending)
* (Lyrics pending)
I see the cop around the corner waiting there to bust me
* (Lyrics pending)
No more beers
No more beers

(Undecipherable spoken words)
It's just a hand in the bush


(I'm not sure what I want to put here to match what was said during the instrumental break, but I was thinking that maybe having a cop talking to a drunk driving suspect through a bullhorn would work here. It'd probably help if I could actually figure out what the first part of the quote was, but no matter how many times I've heard it, I still can't make it out. I can only make out the second part.)

Verse 3

So now that it's over can't we just say goodbye (bye bye, bye bye)
I'd like to move on and make the most of the night
Maybe a kiss before I leave you this way
Your lips are so cold, I don't know what else to say
I never wanted it to end this way my love my darling
Believe me when I say to you in love I think I'm falling here
No more tears
No more tears
No more tears
No more tears


Verse 3

* (Lyrics pending)
* (Lyrics pending)
Maybe a drink before I'm taken away
The cuffs are so tight I don't know what else to say
* (Lyrics pending)
* (Lyrics pending)
No more beers
No more beers
No more beers
No more beers

It's just a hand in the bush
In the bush...(Continues until it fades out)


(Maybe a cop reading the Mirana Rights to a suspect as it fades out would work here)
****************************************************************
The other lyric I've gotten stuck on is for Colbie Callait's BUBBLY, which I'm tentatively calling FROOT LOOPS, mainly because every time I hear the chorus, I hear the old Froot Loops jingle from back in the '70s
I follow my nose
It always knows
The flavors of fruit
Wherever it goes


This is what I've got so far:

BUBBLY
by Colbie Callait

Verse 1

I've been awake for a while now
You've got me feelin' like a child now
'Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tingles in a silly place


FROOT LOOPS
(to the tune of BUBBLY by Colbie Callait)
(Parody Lyrics by David Barnes)

Verse 1

I've been hungry for a while now
My stomach's grumbling like a wild sow
And every time I see the toucan's face
There's something yummy in my dining place

Chorus

It starts in my toes
And I crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I'll always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go


Chorus

I follow my nose
Because it always knows
The flavor of fruit
Wherever it goes
* (Lyrics pending)
* (Lyrics pending)
* (Lyrics pending)
Wherever it goes
Verse 2

The rain is fallin' on my window pane
But we are hidin' in a safer place
Under covers staying dry and warm
You give me feelings that I adore


Transition

But what am I gonna say
When you make me feel this way
I just mm


Verse 3

I've been asleep for a while now
You tuck me in just like a child now
'Caust every time you hold me in your arms
I'm comfortable enough to feel your warmth

End Chorus

It starts in my sould
And I lose all control
When you kiss my nose
The feeling shows
'Cause you make me smile
Babe just take your time now
Holding me tight
Wherever, wherever, wherever you go
Wherever, wherever, wherever you go
Wherever you go, I'll always know
'Cause you make me smile
Just for a while


(That's as far as I've gotten with this one. Any suggestions, fellow "Weirdos"?
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Re: Fragment Parodies

Postby PlayAWarGame » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:54 am

So I've been working on a parody of All-American Prophet from The Book Of Mormon about the history of Aperture Science from the Portal games. Here's what I have so far:

NARRATOR: Aperture was doing all the science that they could
The government and activists, they never understood
And even though people wanted him to make the testing safe
Johnson always held on-

TEST SUBJECT: I have blue gel in my skeleton...

NARRATOR: Here's the part of our story
That gets a little bit sad
While he was doing science
Johnson made people mad
Cave Johnson got a nasty cough
And knew he'd soon be done

CAVE JOHNSON: You must lead the comp'ny now, my dear girl Caroline...
Oh, life, why are you letting me die?
When there's so much science to do?
You've forced me to focus on AI
So we can prove death's full of... crap...
OH!
I guess that's kind of what you were going for...

NARRATOR (spoken): Cave Johnson died before he could be uploaded, but in his efforts to make himself immortal, he created GLaDOS, the personality cores, and the other AI systems that inhabit Aperture today.
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Re: Fragment Parodies

Postby Aedriane » Sun Jul 20, 2014 12:45 pm

These are all pretty good! I have a few pieces of a NaNoWriMo-themed parody of "Fire It Up" by Modest Mouse.

Write it up, write it up
If you don’t quite meet your goal, then
You can write some more to go in
‘Til you think you have enough

Back it up, back it up
If you have to, make a folder
On your neighbor’s old external
Just remember to update it

--

Write it up, Write it up
If you can’t find the right words
You can have yourself a war
For just as long as you can go for

Soon enough, soon enough
You will find you wrote a novel
In the cold month of November
‘Got a book all of your own, now

--

And we’ll never, and we’ll never
Have enough words, have enough words (x3)
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Re: Fragment Parodies

Postby AccordionChick » Sat Aug 16, 2014 2:50 am

This forum gave me the wonderful idea to write it, so anyways here is my demo parody of "Rude" by MAGIC! called "Food". If it's liked I'd love to write the rest of the song :)
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Re: Fragment Parodies

Postby tomatochives » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:54 am

"Thanks, But Tofu Isn't Meat"
(Parody of "Frank's 2000' TV" by Al Yankovic)

You say it boosts your hormones
Lowers bad cholesterol
A source of antioxidants
And vitamins and minerals

It doesn't matter
Even if you drown that stuff in chicken stock
Go ahead and try
Unless there's bones or skin, then we'll talk

You can argue, you can scream
All day. I understand you're keen on staying lean

Thanks, but tofu isn't meat
Beg me, scold me, I won't eat
Thanks, but tofu isn't meat

From steaks to venison,
You can cook... anything that bleeds
Pork and bacon are
The only things I'll wash down with soy beans

I'd eat some crispy duck
And anything that's batter-fried
Organic vegetables
Would go great in Shepherd's Pie

Every deli in this town
Isn't worth quitting just to drop a couple pounds
And don't take this the wrong way
But even turkey burgers are also kinda gay

Thanks, but tofu isn't meat
Slaughtered organs can't be beat
Thanks, but tofu isn't meat
Vegan living's not for me

I don't want any protein substitute
It's like having a mango smoothie, and calling it a fruit

How now
Brown cow, na na na now
How now
Brown cow, na na na

Thanks, but tofu isn't meat
I'll just stick to this brisket
Don't think I'll risk it

Thanks, but tofu isn't meat
Leave it for those hippie freaks
Hey!

Thanks, but tofu isn't meat
And rice cakes aren't my kind of treats
They taste like paper
Thanks, but tofu isn't meat
Thanks, but tofu isn't meat
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No offense to Al, or any vegans on this forum.
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Re: Fragment Parodies

Postby Big Spoon » Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:36 pm

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Postby ThatJammitySod » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:03 am

And we'll file all your taxes for you...
All we need is for your info to come through...
Cause we'll file all your taxes for you..
And you know we'll help with that
That's why you should call H&R

(Parody of Loyalty by AcoustiMandoPony)

Just use the Magic Wipe...
Mr. Clean
Mr. Clean

(Parody of Glycerine by Bush)

Cause
I am not weird.
I am just a pansexual Canadian British shy brony who likes pie.
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Re: Fragment Parodies

Postby tomatochives » Sat Aug 20, 2016 7:10 pm

"Time of Your Life" by Green Day

Another day, another fork stuck in my eye
Family dinners are a bitch, I cannot lie
There is no telling what we're gonna fight about
Except that we'll be armed with chicken wings and sauerkraut
It's always unpredictable, and by the end of night
I'm floating on a Tylenol high
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