World of Weird Al Yankovic

Alright, this will be my last parody in a while.

Break Bad
Parody of "Break Free" by Ariana Grande

You've never seen a drug lord
Like Walter White before
But you better hope that Walter
Isn't knockin' on your door

Selling meth made Walter feel alive
Even at the throes of lung cancer
On his head he wore a porkpie
And suddenly he was Heisenberg

This is the part where he gets in the RV
With Jesse Pinkman at his side
This is the part where he breaks bad
He's going from Jekyll to Hyde

He used to make a livin'
Teachin' kids chemistry
But the cancer diagnosis
Put him into that RV

Selling meth made Walter feel alive
Even at the throes of lung cancer
On his head he wore a porkpie
And suddenly he was Heisenberg

This is the part where he gets in the RV
With Jesse Pinkman at his side
This is the part where he breaks bad
He's going from Jekyll to Hyde

He lied to his family
Until it was too late
He was wealthy
He had power
But the price soon would be paid
For all the friends he betrayed

This is the part where he gets in the RV
With Jesse Pinkman at his side
This is the part where he breaks bad
He's going from Jekyll to Hyde

Break Bad now has a music video. The lyrics were altered a bit to go along with the video. Check it out here.

I originally posted this in the unfunny songs topic, but looking back, it's unintentionally hilarious.

Sinny Lane

Parody of "Penny Lane" by The Beatles

In Sinny Lane there's an assassin showing all his plaques
With every head he's had the pleasure to have sliced,
And the people that have paid the price,
Hops over us twice.

On the corner is a salesman with a purse-suitcase,
The little children laugh at him behind his back.
And the salesman steals all of their Macs
In the pouring rain, they all hang.

Sinny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the dark and gloomy skies
I sit, and meanwhile back
In Sinny Lane there is a minister with an hourglass
And in his pocket is a portrait of the scene.
He likes to keep his big figure mean.
He's a mean machine.

Sinny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
I lost my fish and finger pies
In summer, meanwhile back
Behind the shelter in the middle of the roundabout
An evil nurse is selling puppies from a tray
And she made sure that all the owners lay
She is really gray.

In Sinny Lane the assassin mounts up another head,
And the salesman rubs his neck as he walks by.
And then the minister sanctifies.
In the pouring rain, we all sang:

Sinny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the dark and gloomy skies
I sit, and meanwhile back.
Sinny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the dark and gloomy skies
Sinny Lane.

I've been looking towards putting out a 22-track 1-album mixtape, but decided to break it in half.
All the songs I have done are parodies (with an exception to "Intro/Show Stopper", which is actually a style parody of "Ayo Technology" by 50 Cent) and are recordings of songs I wrote in my first decade (7th grade [2002-2003] to 2012). Most of them are autobiographical with some jokes thrown in.

Here are my mixtape song previews:
Track 1 Preview: "Why Did You Have To Be Friends With Her?" [parody of "Why Does This Always Happen To Me?" by Weird Al]
http://youtu.be/fVZxmGrvv9g" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Track 2 Preview: "Somebody's Home" (parody of "Nobody's Home" by Avril Lavigne)
http://youtu.be/sSPTdxffZLI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Track 3 Preview: "I Wrote A Song" (parody of "My World" by Avril Lavigne)
http://youtu.be/Wqvtx5fqWuE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Track 4 Preview: "Boulevard Of Broken Hearts" (parody of "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" by Green Day)
http://youtu.be/IeM9Mp5etxk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Track 5 Preview: "Fat & Flirty" (parody of "White & Nerdy" by Weird Al)
http://youtu.be/-Rf-QXdOhko" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Track 6 Preview: "Intro/Lay It On Me" ("Intro" [not listened] is a freestyle rap over "#1" by Nelly; "Lay It On Me" is a parody of "Give It To Me" by Timbaland F/Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake)
http://youtu.be/TqHnoSTvBkE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Track 7 Preview: "Swimmin' Towel" (parody of "Umbrella" by Rihanna featuring Jay-Z)
http://youtu.be/8eBmj6PNsxA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Track 8 Preview: "HotStoned/Fall In Love With Her (Interlude)" (parody of "LoveStoned/I Think She Knows (Interlude)" by Justin Timberlake)
http://youtu.be/bU-yS4mbogU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Track 9 Preview: "Intro/Show Stopper" ("Show Stopper" is a loose parody of "Ayo Technology" by 50 Cent featuring Justin Timberlake & Timbaland)
http://youtu.be/sfyLOCmxQRc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Track 10 Preview: "All Burned Out" (parody of "Love Lockdown" by Kanye West)
http://youtu.be/G4UcMCyxpvs" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Track 11 Preview: "Harley Grenfell" (parody of "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga)
http://youtu.be/tope8HxKBlc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Bonus Track/Track 12 preview: "LOL" (parody of "OMG" by Usher featuring will.i.am)
LINK COMING SOON

I tried to make these previews in the vein of the 30-second Internet Leaks previews Weird Al did back in '08-'09.
I called the mixtape "Baby Cteps" because not only is this a 10-year compilation, I also recorded these songs one at a time.
The misspelling is deliberate.
I hope you like the previews. The mixtape will be released via mediafire whenever I get the hang of it.
You can find ALL of my songs (parodies, style parodies and originals) here (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Evan-Ada ... 2829919771" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;) on my "Evan Adams: The Songbook" Facebook page

Edit #1: included EA Songbook link

So, whilst working on my perpetually unfinished birding rap songs (encompassing both parodies and originals), I came across this gem, if that's the right word, just sitting there, unused and (apparently) not yet shared. From what I gather, I wrote this song pretty much on a whim, in a single night, just over 7 years ago (12/6/07). Looking back, it's not half bad, if simplistic. I guess I thought it would be funny to turn a feminist anthem on its head into a blatantly sexist song. So, what do y'all think?

BOYS JUST WANT TO HAVE GIRLS
Parody of “Girls Just Want To Have Fun” by Cyndi Lauper

They come home from a working day
Go to the bar and try to find a chick that’s easy
Sex is the most important thing in their world
‘Cause boys, they want to have girls
Boys just want to have girls

Too horny to sleep alone in the night
They’ll take any woman if her body looks right
Blonde or brunette, straight, dyed or curled
Those boys, they want to have girls
Oh boys just want to have girls

That’s all they really want
Someone
Saving their nuts like a winter squirrel
Boys, they want to have girls
Oh boys just want to have girls

Some boys go steady with just one
But only so no one else can get in on his fun
Pretending to care, buying flowers and pearls
Oh boys, they want to have girls
Oh boys just want to have girls

That’s all they really want
Someone
When you were young, they made you hurl
But boys, they want to have girls
Boys just want to have girls

They just want ‘em
They just want ‘em
They just want ‘em
They just want ‘em
Boys just want to have girls

Bring on the angry letters.


Master Race

Parody of "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift

I'm a Nazi and I'm proud
And I'll keep saying that out loud
Say I'm racist, I don't care
As long as you've got blue eyes and blond hair
Then we're okay, otherwise you're a disgrace
To the Aryan race
We Nazis will unite
Against this mutt you call president
We'll bring about the fourth reich
And kill him and his non-white friends
Oh crap, what was that?
A SWAT team just broke into my shack
I'm pinned down with my hands cuffed
Sometimes being a Nazi can be real rough

I'm going to jail forever
But it's not a cause for concern
Because I'll become a martyr
When the rest of the world learns
That I'm being persecuted
Just because I'm different
It's obvious they're prejudiced
Against my kind, man

We're Nazis and we're awesome
Sportin' that swagstika
If you've got a problem
Then you can kiss my butt
We've got a long list of haters
They'll tell you we're insane
But we're the master race, baby
So we're free from blame

*eats prison food*

I know I've been away from the forums for quite some time, however, I am still doing my song parodies. In fact, I've redone a few of my better songs, such as Band Covers, Overrated, I Don't Know How to Use a Fork (WOWAY vets from when I recently joined the forums in 2003 will remember this song as my tribute to Jace) and The Posse's Back, which has two versions, one of which I've dubbed my promo version, which uses a completely different instrumental track from the album version I redid in 2012, nearly five years after recording two early drafts of the song.

Before I post these songs, (I am on my laptop, and the songs are on an external hard drive I don't have on me at the moment) would anyone be interested in me posting them?

Yes! We'd definitely be interested!

Pretty curious!

Nice to see you again, Mad Genius! Yes, please post them!