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Please share your parodies, written or recorded, in this topic.

Dave


Mod Edit: Previous parody topic can be found in the archives

New parody, dedicated to the seniors of 2008 (like me)
Graduation
(Parody of "Revolution" by The Beatles)

You say you’re going to graduation
Well you know
We all think we’ll rule the world
You say you’re done with education
Well you know
We all think we’ll change the world
No more homework or waking up early
Let me go, I want to leave right now
Don’t you know we’re finally free?
Bout’ time (x3)

It’s finally time for relaxation
Well you know
We'd all want to get a tan
You’re filling out applications
Well you know
That you’re doing what you can
You’re working for money with people all day till’ late
But it is still better than going to school at eight
Don’t you know we’re finally free?
Bout’ time (x4)

You got a college estimation
And you know
We'd all love to have that cash
“I don’t need extra education”
Well you know
You can’t live at your parents pad
You’re 35, broke and single-what will you do now?
Cause no one likes working at Burger King anyhow
Don’t you know we’re finally free?
Bout’ time (x10)

WEIRDABBOTT

Great job, Abbott! Hilarious like always. Congrats on graduating!

www.myspace.com/rapmastersonline listen to my new song "1 Minute" my best parody (and song) I have ever recorded.

Great job, Ben. That was really funny.

EDIT: Double-post.

Alright two Beatles parodies on one page...
Ultimate Fighter
(Parody of "Paperback Writer" by The Beatles)

Would you please meet Adam, he reads lots of books
And he wants to get rid of his nerdy look
He saw a fight with Iceman Liddell
He thought it was cool, so he wants to be an ultimate fighter,
Ultimate fighter

Now Adam is a really scrawny man
And the friends he has, they don’t understand.
He started training by just lifting snails
He knows he’s weak but he wants to be an ultimate fighter,
Ultimate fighter
Ultimate fighter

People are still laughing, cause he plays bassoon
But he’s got a cage around his living room.
You would think that he would do something worthwhile
But he won’t give up cause he wants to be an ultimate fighter,
Ultimate fighter

If you would like to know, his funerals’ tonight
He was knocked right out in his first fight
You can see his tombstone, you can read it here
“Down on the first hit and he was killed by an ultimate fighter”
Ultimate fighter
Ultimate fighter (x5)


WEIRDABBOTT

Great parody, Abbott!

I haven't written a complete parody for a while now (last year, I think), but I wrote one today (as in, just now, fresh off the page) for a song I've always wanted to parody, no less. Note: this is a gruesome little ditty, but I think it gets the job done. Plus, it's got a punchline - and I've always wanted to write a parody with a punchline, so that's nice, too.

THE MURDER SONG
Parody of “Bye Bye Bye” by *NSync

(Hey, hey)
Die, die, die
Die, die
Die, die
Oh, oh…

I’m doing this tonight
Hey, look, you started a fight
I don’t care if it’s not right
Hey, baby, you’re gone
I loved you endlessly
And then you cheated on me
So now it’s time to die and rot all alone

I know that I can’t take no more
It ain’t no lie
I wanna see you on the floor
Baby, die, die, die

Die, die
Didn’t wanna be a fool for you
So I’m gonna cut your limbs in two
You may hate me but I hate you more
Baby, die, die, die
Die, die
Didn’t really wanna make a snuff
But I guess it’s obvious I’ve had enough
It might sound crazy
But so am I
Baby, die, die, die

(Oh, oh)
I just hit you with a hammer
I’m laughing as you clamber
And I give you one more beating
Baby come on
I tear out your spleen
And cook it for you to eat
That’s your very last dinner before you’re gone

I know that you can’t take no more
You gonna cry?
I’m gonna go get my flamethrower
Baby, die, die, die

Die, die
Didn’t wanna bury you alive
After tying you to my car and taking a drive
I may hate you but it’s the tip of the ice
Baby, die, die, die
Die, die
Didn’t really wanna use my chainsaw
To stop the men in blue from enforcing law (die, die)
But they got in my way
And I’m a busy guy
Baby, die, die, die

I’m digging you back up, I know for sure
So I can throw you, still breathing, into the sewer
Die, die
You’re checking out, you’re signing off
And I still don’t think I’ve tortured you enough

Didn’t wanna be your fool in this game for two
So I’m leaving you deaf and blind
(Die, die, die)
I didn’t wanna cut you up
(Cut you up)
But I’ve had enough
(Die, die)
Time to say bye bye bye

Die, die
Didn’t wanna go to prison for you
I got felt up in the showers by some dude
(Didn’t wanna be your fool)
But because you lied
You died, died, died
(Die, die)
Didn’t really wanna be handcuffed (didn’t really wanna be handcuffed)
Read my rights and then locked up (and then locked up)
I went through hell ‘cause you lied
Die, die, die
Die, die

love it! quite gruesome but i love it. the punchline is the best part btw.