Parodies You've Made

Post by **JEDM** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:49 am

Great parody, John.

Post by **Big Spoon** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:13 am

Awesome work, John.

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:11 pm

Man I really hope my girlfriend doesn't find out that...
I Kissed A Squirrel
(Parody of "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry)

I was never a rodent man
But on vacation
I saw here there, on a branch
Started conversation
Shes not what I'm used to
I walked her home that night
I got closer to her
Felt a sensation

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her acorn chapstick
I kissed a squirrel and I did flip
I hope my parents don't find out
You say its wrong
It felt so right
I think I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

We go for long walks in the park
I feel so reborn
We sleep on a bed made of bark
Eat lots of acorns
It might sound quite taboo
Its a love that cant fail
My friends get so confused
But I love her tail

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her acorn chapstick
I kissed a squirrel and I did flip
I hope my parents don't find out
You say its wrong
It felt so right
I think I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

My squirrel, she is so beautiful
Soft fur, nice tail, so kissable
Hard to deny, so touchable
Ill get down on one knee
A wedding ring, she will love it

I love that squirrel, we got married
And her dress was oh so hairy
I kissed that squirrel and I did flip
And both her parents are happy
You say its wrong
It felt so right
Our kids are due in July
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

WEIRDABBOTT

Post by **Big Spoon** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:47 pm

Great as always, Abbott.

jerAL · Post by **jerAL** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:09 pm

Acorn chapstick! Nice one, Abbott!

Post by **bryce87** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:09 pm

This parody I made After Lindsay Lohan started dating a girl. I have nothing against gay people. It's all in fun. Hope you like it.

"Lindsay Kissed A Girl" Parody of "Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry.

This can't be the way it was planned
Not her intention
got so brave, and used cocaine
lost since of direction
when she played her twin it was cute
the good times are all gone
but Now I can't believe what you just did
This chicks now Caught my attention

Lindsay kissed a girl and she liked it
I'm positive this time she's a dipstick
Lindsay kissed a girl she's really done it
and to think this persons also a crack addict
went from party girl
to sex girl overnight
All she does now is give me the frights
Lindsay kissed a girl and she liked it
she liked it

Samantha Ronson is your girlfriends name
can't imagine what it's like
to hangout with someone who is lame
Your still immature
I know Samantha was on mean girls
and I think that is cool
But her songs make me want to puke
can't believe that you are gay

Lindsay kissed a girl and she liked it
I wonder if this will be her last relationship
Lindsay kissed a girl what's up with this
she even got herself locked up like paris.
hardly wears a thong
she just isn't right
wears an alcohol detecting bracelet through the day and night
Lindsay kissed a girl and she liked it
she liked it

used to be oh so beautiful,
But now is completely disgraceful
and is no longer pleasurable
Too bad to deny it
Ms Lohan used to be so innocent

Lindsay kissed a girl and she liked it
she's 21 and has to have Mommy approve this
Lindsay kissed a girl this is shocking
at last she is real good at acting
dated tons of boys
left and right
but dating a girl won't lighten up her life
Lindsay kissed a girl and she liked it
She liked it

Limecat · Post by **Limecat** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:15 pm

Nice ones Abbott and Bryce

Post by **Corey** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:31 am

My cousin is working on a parody of Aerosmith's Rock This Way. So far, it's called, Spock, This Way! Yes it's about Spock from Star Trek.

Post by **bryce87** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:48 pm

"George Bush Should Think Before He Speaks"
Parody of "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood.

Right now we live in a world where our president thinks what he does is the right thing
right now, he's probably thinking he's on top of the world and that he is the king.
Right now, he's probably brainstorming of new ways that he can become a bozo

And he don't know...

That people like me watch him like a hawk and when he said that there were weapons of Mass destruction,
the country found out he was lying through his teeth...
I wish that I had george bush on speed dial,
so I could ask him how he got elected

Maybe George Bush should think before he speaks.

Right now, he's probably writing up some
new plan of how to end the war safely..
Right now, he's probably thinking of new ways to tap into our technology
Right now, he's probably trying to come up with excuses for things that he should know
And he originally

said it was afghanistan who harmed our country if you look real close he looks like a monkey,
I wonder if he ever wakes up on the wrong side of the bed,
it sucks he spends most days in the oval office,
when he's naughty you can't stick him in the corner

Maybe George Bush should think before he speaks.

I have saved a bit of stress on me ,
Cause the next time that he speaks...

oh I'll go and smash my TV!

I I... mean literally...
Cause you know it's to late to get him impeached I wonder what he thinks of his daddy,
boy how I wish I could rip up his next speech...
I wonder if he's related to dick cheney
cause they both have thoughts that are ugly...

Maybe George Bush should think before he speaks.

Ohh.. Maybe George Bush should think before he speaks.

Ohh... before he speaks...

Way_Moby · Post by **Way_Moby** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:10 pm

Although I'm a big-time Republican, I thought some of that was pretty clever...