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Postby LaikaComeHome » Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:47 pm

I wrote this one for school!

Enable Mart (A Parody of “UHF” by ‘Weird’ Al Yankovic)

Learning in a noisy classroom can be a tough trial
Perhaps these noise canceling headphones will fit your style
Califone Superior Stereo is best
To help lower the background noise
It’s gonna improve learning for the girls and boys
That's what we gonna do now

You want assistive technology
We got it from Enable Mart
Your students will have improved topology
We got it from Enable Mart
From fidget toys for stimming, to higher tech gadgets
Evening the playing field they need to have it
We got it all
(We got it all)
We got it all from Enable Mart

Some students must have support with oral motor skills
The Z-Vibe Oral Motor Tool set will surely fit the bill
All you do is twist the blue probe tip on tool
Have your student chew on the blue tip
The tools contain a plastic handle for their grip
Works well with sensory skills

You want assistive technology
We got it from Enable Mart
Your students will have improved topology
We got it from Enable Mart
From fidget toys for stimming, to higher tech gadgets
Evening the playing field they need to have it
We got it all
(We got it all)
We got it all from Enable Mart

The Sip and Puff Switch with Goosneck helps support students
In wheelchairs with limited movement
They can exhale and inhale activating a
Switch for functions on the wheelchair a great improvement

You want assistive technology
We got it from Enable Mart
Your students will have improved topology
We got it from Enable Mart
From fidget toys for stimming, to higher tech gadgets
Evening the playing field they need to have it
We got it all
(We got it all)
We got it all from Enable Mart
We got it all from Enable Mart
We got it all from Enable Mart

Here's a parody I wrote years ago about the show Recess:

Trapped in The Box (Parody of "Trapped in a Box" by No Doubt)
Trapped in a box drawn by a sadist teacher
Cruel unsual, way to treat a creature
Made for bad little kids, don't follow the rules
It crushes our sanity, makes us look like fools
Trapped in the box
Trapped in the box, four lines on the ground
I lost my baseball, it'll never be found
My mind rides and slides as my circuits are fried
No room for thought, use "This Ol'e Man' my guide
Trapped in the box HEE HEE HEE HEE

Ooh trapped the box
The time's so slow on the clock
Finster and Randall have their talks
Dang, five more minutes in the box

Oh trapped the a box I'm not alone
Sabrina flies by, Kim Possible in the zone
Lloyd will occasionally run by with his baseball
Watch as my tolerance and sanity starts to fall
Trapped the a box

Ooh trapped the box
The time's so slow on the clock
Finster and Randall have their talks
Dang, five more minutes in the box (HEE HEE HEE!)

Always staying after school
Clappping erasers for you
Sanity gone with a single click
Just watching as the clock ticks and ticks

Ah trapped in the box my recess is all gone
Returning to class is not all that fun
Yes, T.J.'s a good boy, he will behave now
T.J's will do what you want, however ho
Trapped in the box

Ooh trapped the box
The time's so slow on the clock
Finster and Randall have their talks
Dang, five more minutes in the box (HEE HEE HEE!)

Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
We're all trapped in the box

And another:

Menlo (Parody of "Jenny" by the Studio Killers)
Menlo, darling, you're my best friend
But there's a few things that you don't know of
Why I eat donuts near your desk
I'm using your tie as a pet snake

I wanna improve our friendship
We should be brothers instead
I don't know how to say this
'cause you're really my dearest friend

Menlo, darling, you're my best friend
I'm sorry for breaking your window with my kickball
Stealing your box of Altoid mints
Nothing you'd miss but it means the world to me

I wanna improve our friendship
We should be brothers instead
I don't know how to say this
'cause you're really my dearest friend

Menlo, I'm coming to your party
'Cause we are more than friends
I will stop by even when I have my permission slip
Menlo take my hat
I know it seems shady
But I can't stand that Lemon Lady

Oh, your partnership with Randall won't last long
Forget that creeper
Oh, your partnership with Randall won't last long
Forget that creeper
Forget that creeper

I wanna improve our friendship
We should be brothers instead
I don't know how to say this
'cause you're really my dearest friend.
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