Comedy Songs You've Written

[TMBJon]

Hmm, well the only reason I bring it up is that this is a thread for comedy songs.

[Mad Genius]

I was thinking about that just now. I posted this here because it doesn't exactly fit in the Parodies thread either. I suppose a proper thread's in order.

[TMBJon]

Yeah there should be a thread called "Unfunny Songs You've Written"

[Mad Genius]

I wouldn't go so far as to say unfunny. Perhaps something like obscure or experimental songs.

[TMBJon]

By definition every song by you is already obscure. I think unfunny would be more appropriate. Not because you aren't funny but because the songs are serious. You can post your serious songs in "Unfunny Songs You've Written" and your comedy songs in "Comedy Songs You've Written." Makes sense to me.

[Mad Genius]

Ah, okay, thanks again for the clarification.

[ferdinand]

Here's a random song I wrote. Except I don't know how to write music.

Sometimes I feel like I like to eat bananas in the middle of the night. Bananas, as a midnight snack oh-oh! I like to eat bananas, because they taste good. One day, I went into my kitchen and we were out of bananas no, no, NO! So I banged my head against the toilet until my mom came in and said, “What are you doing up at this hour?”, and I said, “I wanted a banana.” The next thing I know the doorbell rings. I open the door, and a Goomba Troopa starts screaming “WONKA fun dip! Lego! I like cereal! B is for banana!” and then he says, “Cheese!” wait, what, B is for banana. I say, “I LIKE BANANAS!” and this Goomba Troopa looks at me, and then his left eye starts twitching. It grows, and turns green, until the Goomba Troopa explodes and I’m covered in bananas. Bananas! Yay, I like bananas; although I was kind of in the mood for oranges. But we didn’t have any oranges, so, you can guess what happened. That’s right! my mom hit me over the head with a frying pan. Fricka-Fricka frying pan; although, I don’t know what a Goomba Troopa is.

[giantlobsterrobot]

First off: I'm glad to see Ferdinand's funny song here right above me. I really do enjoy the lyrics. 2ndly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JrSHZwN1QA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That link, my internet Weird Al website go-er-to-ers, is my original song called "White Rapper" and is a demo. Yep. Just a demo. It's part of my new-wave rap fiasco. ENJOY.

[Way_Moby]

Dang! You're a very good rapper!

I like the "new-wave old school rap" definition.

[ferdinand]

Here's a song. I think it's a comedy song. It's about hitting stuff with a hammer. I still can't write music, though.

Sometimes I just won’t even try
To do anything else, it can fry
Because sometimes I just want to sit in the corner and

Hit stuff with a hammer!
When I get angry, I hit stuff with a hammer!
What do I hit with a hammer?
Well, when I can’t solve a Rubik’s cube, I hit it with a hammer!

If my root beer tastes bad, I hit the bottle with a hammer!
Can’t solve a math problem? Destroy the calculator!
To Kill A Mockingbird? Hit it with a hammer!

Broken tape player? Get a CD player!
Broken CD player? Get a DVD player!
Broken DVD player? Hit it with a hammer!

You’re a Mac, you’re a PC, maybe you’re a toaster,
It doesn’t matter, I hit you with a hammer!
Now those Platform Wars guys are after me!
I’ll stop them in their tracks, hit my iPod with a hammer!

Annoying coworker? Hit this coffee with a hammer!
Annoyed by your boss? Hit his coffee with a hammer!
What about an earworm? Hit the radio with a hammer!
Still won’t go away? Hit your head with a hammer!
Broke your hammer? Hit it with a hammer!
Annoyed by your wife? Hit her husband with a hammer!