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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:46 pm
by sarley27
I'm waitin' fer some scallywag to post! Arr!!!
Ye great avastin' Johnny Depp imitator
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:37 pm
by Bruce the Duck
The scurvy scalliwag by t'name o' Eric be singing his pirate jig! "Yo ho ho and a bottle o'rum!" he sang. Then t'whole crowd pounced on 'im like a bunch of mangy sea dogs! They tied the scoundrel to t'back o' their ship an took off along t'sea!
Meanwhile, the Admiral Al be seein the ship sailin off and he says, "Avast! I need to rescue t'poor landlubber known as Eric the Incredibly Dim!" He boarded his ship and took off towards the sea! But, lo! Thar be even more scurvy scoundrels hidin under the Admiral's poop deck! Afor he could get three yards out t'sea, the Admiral was attacked by a bunch of...
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:20 am
by sarley27
Aar ye hearty Bruce, that last post been have me shakin with laughter like the captain after a few gallons 'o boozin! Aarr!!!
-The Great Avastin' Johnny Depp imitator
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:24 am
by Bruce the Duck
Aar ye hearty Bruce, that last post been have me shakin with laughter like the captain after a few gallons 'o boozin! Aarr!!!
-The Great Avastin' Johnny Depp imitator
Who ye be callin Bruce, ye filthy scalliwag! I be Dirty Eddy Blackadder, pirate and shipmate t' the Captain Ethel Booney! That filthy scoundrel Bruce ye be talkin about be locked tight away within this here forum! The only way ye'll get t'see him again is t'find me and me shipmates' treasure! Aarr! But ye best stay away from me buttons, or ye'll be shark bait! Aarr!
~Dirty Eddy Blackadder
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:25 am
by sarley27
Umm, oh yea, I be forgettin' faster than Prince walkin' the plank...
Aarr, I try to find the treasure, but ye stumped me along the way! Aar!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:28 am
by sarley27
Well, someone redo Bru... I mean, Eddy's post up there in regular English and continue the story!!!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:42 am
by ccsyaoran
The scurvy scalliwag by t'name o' Eric be singing his pirate jig! "Yo ho ho and a bottle o'rum!" he sang. Then t'whole crowd pounced on 'im like a bunch of mangy sea dogs! They tied the scoundrel to t'back o' their ship an took off along t'sea!
Meanwhile, the Admiral Al be seein the ship sailin off and he says, "Avast! I need to rescue t'poor landlubber known as Eric the Incredibly Dim!" He boarded his ship and took off towards the sea! But, lo! Thar be even more scurvy scoundrels hidin under the Admiral's poop deck! Afor he could get three yards out t'sea, the Admiral was attacked by a bunch of...
The idoitic Eric sang and danced a jig in a pirate theme "Yo ho ho and a bottle o'rum!" he sang. The the whole crowd jumped on him like a pack of wild dogs! They tied him to the back of their ship and to him off to the sea.
Meanwhile, Al was watching the ship sailing off and says "No! I need to rescue poor Eric the Incredibly Dim!" He boarded his ship and took off towards sea! But, no! There are even more evil people hiding under al's deck! Before he could get three yards out to see, he was attacked by a bunch of...
is that ok?
-ccs, Cup Cake Sugarpie
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:51 am
by sarley27
Yeah.
Want to continue, since that wasn't really you?
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 1:57 pm
by sarley27
Anybody want to continue?
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 4:34 pm
by sarley27
Prince fans!
"We love our Purple Friend!" they cried. "Save him!"
In a dazed moment, Al cried, "Who, Barney?"
All of a sudden he came to his senses. "Hey, why am I on a boat? Hmm...what a dumb story."
The LOROM jumped out.
"Hey, there ain't been no story where the villains hadn't come back," Eminem said.
"Hey- that's a-"
"SHUT UP ALFIE BOY!" said Em. "We're here to shoot that video for our evil parody, and it goes a little somethin' like this..."
Al watched in horror as the LOROM sung "The Night Weird Al Got Lazy."
"Down in Lynwood...
Someone finish the song and continue.