The Startey Stoppy Game

sarley27 · Post by **sarley27** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:14 am

"1999" by Prince!!!

Al flew into the stadium, hands clamped over his ears.

"If ya didn't come to party, don't bother knockin on my door!!!! DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH!" yelled a voice. It was none other than Pr...I mean, Symbol Guy himself!!!

"Hello, Al," said Symbol Guy. "I thought me and Mexican Guy would treat your fans to some real music."

"NO!" said Al. "Your midget music will never be acceptable to the hearts of Al-oholics!"

Mexican Man had someway found his way back to the keyboard.

Al lunged toward the stage to claim his rightful squeezebox, when all of a sudden, Eric was in the audience.

"Al, I bow down to your awesome powers!" he shouted.

"SHUT UP!" Yelled all three.

"How does that kid get around so fast?" asked Mexican Man.

"Heck, I don't know," said Prince.

"Hey Eric!" yelled Al. "I wanted to ask you something..."

sarley27 · Post by **sarley27** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:24 am

This is officially the best game we've ever had on this forum. :biggrin:

Post by **Miss Janine** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:29 am

You got that right! *wipes away tears from laughing so hard* DIE, evil cone-bra!

sarley27 · Post by **sarley27** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:31 am

I'm refreshing this page over and over to see if anyone replied. :biggrin:

Post by **jedimom** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:42 am

"Will you scratch that place on my back where I can never reach? I am afraid to have one of the Al Gals do it.. I might not have any shirt left!"

So Sarley approaches Al.

But in the meanwhile Evil Mexican Guy and the Dwarf from Minnesota are getting impatient.

Tim E. Tanga61 · Post by **Tim E. Tanga61** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:47 am

"How do you get from place to place so quickly?"

"Simple," replied Eric. "I just used this teleportation device I had in my pocket."

"May I borrow that?" asked al.

"No way!" said Eric. "Not until you let me join your band."

Al thought. "Look over there!" said Al as he pointed. Eric looked. Al punched him out and took the teleporter. He didn't know exactly where to go, so he just punched in, "Source of all this evil mumbo-jumbo". The teleporter knew exactly what Al was talking about. It took him to the place in the woods where the accordians grow. Suddenly, things were fired from the bushes at Al. Al looked at what was fired at him. They were M&M's. Al knew exactly what was going on. Then, he noticed a castle made evtirely out of...

Tim E. Tanga61 · Post by **Tim E. Tanga61** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:49 am

Wow, we were both replying to the same thing, yet the story still makes sense.

Post by **jedimom** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:52 am

Great minds think alike.

Post by **jedimom** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:54 am

This is sooooo funny!

sarley27 · Post by **sarley27** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:55 am

"Wait, evtirely's not a word!" yelled Al. "What a dumb narrator! Hooligan!"

Sorry, Al...

Anyway, the castle was made entirely out of bologna!!! Al winced at the smell of meat. He needed to get the bologna out of the way- it was blocking his path! He then brought Sarley back to the woods.

"Hey Eric!" Al said. "Eat through these bologna castles- I'm vegan and I can't!"

Eric became disappointed. He thought it was a band tryout. He ate through anyway.

"Thanks, I guess..." said Al.

He walked through the woods and reunited with his fellow band members.

They followed the yellow bri...I mean, the pathway until he met up with...

Coolio!!!

"Yo homey," said Coolio. "I'm keepin' Sarley hostage until you..."