[also posted under the Comedy Songs You've Written topic:]
I did surgery on the lyrics to The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota so that the result fits the tune of Gordon Lightfoot's Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald. Was tempted to post this to a Gordon Lightfoot forum but wasn't sure they or he would see the funny side... (to sing along it may help to know the original [Lightfoot] song:
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... "be excellent to each other" ...
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The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota [alternative 'Lightfoot Homage' version]
if I could go anywhere else in the world I wonder just where would I go ta?
you know what I'd like to see most in the world? - the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
so I loaded the car up with puzzles and pies set the alarm clock to 'early'
pulled out of my drive as the neighbours waved 'bye' - thus began an incredible journey
I picked up a guy with a sign that said 'twine' he smelled bad and his name was Yoda
we drove for three antici-patory days to the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
then finally just as the sun sank down in the distance I saw a great vision
in a shrine like a Chinese pagoda it stood well worth the price of admission
bin to Elvis-O-Rama, waxworks and even The Albino Squirrel Museum
ghost towns and theme parks, drive-through trees where it's ten bucks a throw just to see 'em
but twenty-one thousand pounds big as a room the biggest ball of twine can outdo 'em
standing in the aisle at the church of excess - to everything else you think 'screw 'em'
did anyone ask, where they got all the twine? you wonder what they were thinking
did they work full- or only part-time? was it something bad they were drinking?
I've been around, this great big world and there's nowhere that I'd rather go ta
if you undid the twine like the stems of a vine it would stretch all the way to Dakota
the long winding thing at the end of road is the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
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